Sansa E200
I've got this friend that is almost a midget, he's built like a 2nr model, but his head is smaller. Anyway, no matter what a person says, he won't back down. He'll box a guy twice his size and always emerges unharmed. He's a little crazy, he has a tattoo on his neck of Sigourney Weaver. The Sansa MP3 player is kinda like that, going directly at iPod with unflinching confidence and the quality to back it up.
Fujifilm Finepix Z3
The new Finepix Z3 is exactly how I like my women, ultra-compact, sleek and high quality. When I'm sleeping on the couch because my girl read that bit, I'll be able to dream about the 2.5-inch LCD, 5.1 megapixels and the 5.7x digital zoom.
Slim Devices Transporter
Whoever designed my refrigerator needs to take a tip from Slim Devices. It's inappropriately complex presets and clunky buttons drive me insane. I don't need fifteen settings to keep ketchup packets and non-dairy creamer cold, I want to just shut the door, know the light turned off and wish it was full of beer. The new Transporter is simply keeping your music centralized and manageable with the ability to play it back in the highest quality possible, all in a stylish simple package.
SanDisk Cruzer Titanium
Recently I've been using Skype to call my ex-girlfriends to let them know that I'm glad that they cheated on me and keyed my car because my therapist says I'm doing better and I have a job now. The new Cruzer line from SanDisk comes with Skype software pre-loaded so I can keep my account information handy regardless of which private island I say I'm calling from. I love you, I hate you... call me.
Motorola Motorazr Maxx & Motorola Motorizr
Although the Motorola product naming convention is still suspect, the newest releases are almost perfectly designed packages. Thinner, sturdier, simpler; every new phone is better than its predecessor.
JVC EX-A10
The thing about booze is sometimes it is only good in the context that it is consumed. The pairings are very specific: hangovers and bloody marys, poker and whiskey, tequila and violence, sushi and sake, if you deviate from the couplings its just doesn't work. JVC finds a use for sake other than rinsing roe out of your teeth at a Japanese restaurant, the speakers cones on their new home system are made out of wood that are formed with the use of sake.
Motorola H800 Headset
The best thing about the people that walk around like soulless clones with headsets permanently attached to their ears is that I know right of the bat that we're not going to get along. I don't even have to look at you twice to know that you work in an office, wear khaki shorts cut above your knee and think golf is a sport. Please leave your dope Motorola Headset in the car.
Logitech DriveFX
Now that I have a suspended license, I have to be a lot more chill when I drive to work. To quench my need to drive like a maniac, I've spent the money for my warrants on the new Logitech DriveFX wheel for my Xbox. Although the feel is actually better than the beater I normally drive, it has helped me wait out the spare time between court dates.
Sony DVDirect VRD-VC30
There is no greater stress than when the DVR starts getting full. Do you dump last season of Deadwood or your girl's Sex in the City from five years ago and buy it on DVD to avoid the impending wrath? Sony's new line keeps you out of the "whipped" line at Tower Records with your silly pink boxed set of shows about women's "feelings" by letting you backup your DVR directly to DVD.
RCA H116
I live in a cramped apartment with paper-thin walls next to a bunch of frat-guys that watch gay-porn while listening to Ying Yang Twins. So, needless to say, I wear headphones and drink heavily to drown out the creepy images I get when the "Whisper Song" starts up. RCA supports my need for a clear mind and drops their MP3 player that is Windows XP supported and holds hundreds of hours of music