"I feel nauseous," Yang babbles. Adriana thinks he looks as pale as Michael Jackson. "Baby," Adriana says addressing Marisa, "I think Kevin's really sick. Should we pull over?"
"Nah. Let's give this car a few more good turns to really get a feel for this JDM ride," pipes Marisa.
Concentrating on holding down his breakfast, Yang beings to drift off, thinking over and over again how fortunate he is to have upgraded the suspension with the help of Dennis and Andy at Racing Zone Auto House in Orlando. Suspension upgrades were covered with a set of Tein SS coil-overs. A Cusco carbon-fiber front tower bar, Omni Power rear lower control arms and a Spoon lower tie bar stiffen the unibody chassis while keeping the 15x7 Volk Racing Bronze Cup TE37s wrapped in 205/50-15 Toyo T1-S firmly planted on the tarmac.
"Thank goodness my brakes were upgraded," mumbles Yang as Marisa continuously pounds the brakes though the tight turns. The rear factory brakes were converted to a set of 2000 Civic Si discs and calipers. Spoon Sports monoblock calipers reside up front. All four corners received a set of Project Mu full metallic brake pads. Steel braided brake lines and a Cusco brake master cylinder stopper were installed as additional insurance.
"Adriana, let's pull over here for a little bit to give our poor boy some rest while we check out the exterior of this hot ride."
"Sounds good to me," says Adriana. So the ladies slowly pull beside a creek bed. A quick glance at the interior reveals a total JDM conversion: JDM SiR climate control and clock, center console-even JDM floor mats.
Circling the Civic like a pack of wolves, the twins note the JDM headlights and taillights, Vision smoke amber corner lenses and Mode side moldings. "Damn Yang, who painted your car? This paintjob is hot!" coos Marisa.
"Rob of Rob Autobody. It took a month to paint it in Imola orange pearl. It was redone twice just to get the perfect color combination.
"Hey, I've never seen my car from this angle before," murmurs Yang as he lays on the oak leaves and pine needles, attempting to recover from his sickness. Staring at the Nin Autosports carbon-fiber hood, trunk, rear spoiler and Spoon Sports front lip, Yang can't help admiring his hard work and effort. Spoon Aero mirrors, JDM front fender conversion and JDM rear glass help set the car apart from your typical U.S.-spec Civic.
Although Yang is lying on the ground like an injured dog, he suddenly springs to his feet with a burst of renewed vigor. He can't believe it: The twins are standing by the door, entangled in each other's arms, seemingly ready to lock lips. "Oh my gawd! It's about time my fantasy came true," Yang thinks.
Within inches of each other's lips, the twins abruptly stop in their tracks and slowly glance his direction, only offering evil smiles. The twins do this for more than a half hour, perhaps playing some sort of diabolical mind game with the Civic's owner.
"Damn, you ladies are nothing more than teases," Yang shouts angrily.
"It's getting late, and it's time for us to head back home. Hop in the back!"
With a long sigh and plenty of pent-up sexual frustrations, Yang unwillingly crawls in the back but not before confronting the twins and professing, "Man, my boys will never believe me even if I told them."
And you're right, Kevin, we don't.