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2400 East Katella Ave, 11th floor
Anaheim, CA 92806
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You guys are the best. We ask you for more jail mail, DIY media, and not-so-cleverly thought-out homework assignments, and you respond in turn with tons of each. So this month we're only featuring snail mail, since now we have enough of it to tide us over for an entire year. New assignment: stuff. Send over whatever knick-knacks you can fit in an envelope, and we'll shoot and print the best ones, along with your letters, for all to see.
More Kenton Fan Mail
If there's one thing we're all about here at 2NR, it's being straight with our readers. We don't doll out false encouragement to boneheads trying to swap 2JZs into their Festivas only to laugh about it behind their backs; we'll laugh straight to their face first... then try to steer them in a more constructive direction. Nothing personal; we just want to see all our readers come up. Too bad some people can't understand that...
Porkchop Sandwiches!
Yes, you can get a "what"... as in, what they hell are you smokin'?! We'll also throw in a "why", too: why the hell didn't your ass save $0.41 on postage and just walk your letter a few blocks down the street to us? We're practically neighbors. Never mind - it's probably better that you didn't. Lastly, "how" do you know we don't give love to the RC crowd? Peep our Sevenstock coverage on importtuner.com for more.
It Harmony
DJ, you really put us in a bind this month; on one hand, we didn't want to punish our readers by running that photo of you... but on the other, it was just too funny to pass up! Props for sending us something you knew the whole tuning world would have a good laugh at. Sorry to breaks the news, but Kelly has moved on to greener pastures and has left 2NR. At least you can take solace in knowing we almost didn't get the chance to run your pic at all; Kelly actually scanned it herself and the original image disappeared around the same time she left. Curious...