Sony Ericsson Z310
Its been a while since I've had a clamshell phone, but after the tenth time I've had the phone in my pocket and accidentally dialed the same person I was talking shit on, I've decided to ditch the candy-bar style. The Ericsson Z310 has all the features you need and some cool flashing lights and color options that will keep things interesting now that I don't have to deal with pissed off people from my contact list.
JVC HA-NC80 Noise Cancelling Headphones
You know how good it feels to pop on some noise-cancelling headphones and just chill during your flight? These have adjustable cancellation modes, so you won't hear the low-frequency noise of the jet cabin or the high-frequency noise of the mom in your row bitching you out for staring at her teenage daughter's cans.
Griffin Disko
If you plan on being the cool guy at the party, you better come with peach Schnapps, a can of olives, a case of Cool Whip and the Griffin Disko. This is basically a condom for your iPod that has 3 light colors and 5 lighting sequences that are motion activated so when you do the Chicken Noodle Soup Dance, it'll perfectly compliment your moves and let the ladies know you're into music as well as totally partying to the max.
Creative Travel Sound for Zen V's
Ok, so after eight hours of sitting here listening to music on headphones, my ears are hot and have turned red. Creative's Travel Sound works perfectly for listening to music in your cubicle and keeps me from feeling like I might have eaten too much MSG for lunch again. Best thing is I can throw them in my bag and not leave electronics in the open for my co-workers to plunder.
Pentax K10
My first camera was a Pentax my father gave me after he accidentally left me at a gas station coming back from Vegas. So naturally, I'm thrilled that the 10-megapixel K10 dropped with serious features like 22-bit processing, shake reduction, and the ability to shoot three frames per second. The coolest feature is the weather resistant seal that lets you still take photos in rough conditions or if you too get left in Barstow by a drunken father in a fit of rage after loosing the rent on craps.
Creative X-Fi Sound System Z600
The X-Fi Sound System docking station turns your Zen Vision:M into a full home stereo system. The system is capable of restoring quality lost in conversion and a remote control so you don't have to get up from bed. Soon you'll only have to leave your room to get more beers, shower once and a while and answer the door for the pizza guy.
MOTOROKR E6
Press on this PDA claims that the "consolidated features allow for image-conscious professionals to eliminate the need to clip pagers, cell phones and PDAs to their belts." What? The bad news is that for now, the phone is only available in China, so they get to look cool with this phone while we are stuck with brick-like phones dragging our saggy-ass pants down.
IRobot Dirt Dog Workshop Robot
Hey boss, when was the last time you even thought about cleaning your apartment? Never? Right, me neither, so I'm hyped on this little floor coaster that'll do all of the work for me. When it is done spit-shining the floor, I plan to let it do battle with my collection of Robo-sapiens.
Fujifilm FinePix Z5FD
Go ahead, get drunk, get really drunk. When you're at the bar and all of your drunk buddies shove your faces in together around the one chick that will get near you, this camera will focus and take the perfect self portrait without flash. The next afternoon when you wake up, you can easily post your player-self on Myspace with "blog-mode" that automatically reduces the size of images for easy sharing. Go on pimp.
Blackberry Pearl 8100
The Blackberry Pearl 8100 is smaller and stronger than your dad's office guy Blackberry with the bonus of a camera and video playback. Your pops will love the sting of the fact that you have a nicer phone and even though he divorced your mom and she took half, he still got stuck paying for your phone. Maybe if your stepmom weren't your dad's ex-secretary, it would be different.