2NR: Are you a UH Rainbow Warrior? (That's the University of Hawaii's mascot.)
CL: Yeah, I took a year off but now I'm back. It's really hard to have a school schedule and model at the same time because sometimes you might be out for a week or two. I'm still trying to finish up my AA. I would really like to do fashion design; there is a really good fashion program at UH.
Oh, and yes, I am a Rainbow Warrior fan. One thing I have always thought about doing was being a judge. I would love to be the Judge Judy type.
2NR: That chick is a biatch!
CL: I love her! I would just love to yell at people all day long! I would lay down the law. If you are a loser I will tell you! I love how she controls the courtroom. Like I said, it would be cool to do that, but I'm looking more towards the fashion scene.
2NR: I'm sure if you were a judge people would love to get in trouble just to go to you. So I heard you are somewhat of an animal lover?
CL: Well, I'm not a hardcore animal lover, but I have two dogs and a cat.
2NR: OK, I'm going to go out on a limb here and ask if your dogs have the weird Hawaiian names that are hard to pronounce?
CL: Oh yeah, their names make a lot of sense though. I have a pug and a miniature pinscher. The pinscher's name is Kama Kana, which means "the gift" or "a gift of love from my sweetheart." My pug's name is Maka Lea, which simply means "funny face." I originally wanted the big Doberman pinscher, but I ended up getting the small one. These little dogs are a big pain in the ass! For some reason little dogs have a Napoleon complex. My dogs think they rule the world. They are a lot cleaner than the bigger dogs though.
2NR: What's the deal with the pug? Those dogs breathe too loud.
CL: Oh yeah, I know they breathe loud, but he has this ugly/cute thing about him. He has a face only a mother could love. I won't be the first to admit this, but they could also quite possibly be the dumbest dogs on the planet. The funny thing is I got the pinscher first and I wanted him to have a playmate so I chose a pug. I didn't want the same kind of dog, really high-strung and hyper, so I got sold on the pug.
2NR: Man those dogs are ugly! So since your pinscher is named "the gift," I assume you have a boyfriend.
CL: No, it was a gift given to me a long time ago.
2NR: Single then, all right! Since most of our Hawaiian Tuner girls have been in Playboy I assume you have too?
CL: Yes.
2NR: I don't know what it is about Hawaiian chicks, but they always seem so laid back. Plus they have all done Playboy, which means we get to see them naked in other magazines. So which Playboy did you do?
CL: I've done the Playmate edition in 2000, College Girls 2000, the 2001 calender, 2001 Grapevine and Playboy's Sexy Celebrities 2001.
2NR: Wow! I guess you've had your fair share of Playboys. I've never heard of Sexy Celebrities though. What's that?
CL: Well, it was when I was doing "Baywatch" so for some reason or another they figured I was a celebrity. I did work on "Baywatch" so I was like, "If you want to promote me as an actress then that's all good with me." They gave me a full spread and everything, so I can't complain!
2NR: So what did you do on "Baywatch"?
CL: I was a lifeguard trainee. The way the script ran, they were looking for a lifeguard trainee at a lifeguard training center. It was a role where I didn't speak very much but I always had to be there.
2NR: Well better to have done it a little than not at all. Now we move on to the dirt. Real or fake?
CL: Oh my, fake of course! What Asian do you know that has boobs this size that are real?
2NR: That's true, but I had to ask. Not like that's a bad thing! They look nice to me!
CL: (Laughs) Well, they better! I paid a lot for these things.
2NR: They are worth every penny. Top or bottom?
CL: I like a little of both. Sometimes I like to be dominated and sometimes I like to dominate.
2NR: Strange, I would have guessed the top because you are a big Judge Judy fan. Last question. What does it take to get in your pants?
CL: Oh shit! Just be real and don't try to be someone you're not. Perfect example, just the other day this guy introduced himself to me. And he said his name was Escalade! Come on now! Do you really think this guys name was Escalade? You know he was fucking lying! The only Escalade I know of is the Caddy version. I ended up just laughing and walking away.
2NR: Speaking of walking away, I understand you are short on time so we'll go ahead and end the interview here.
CL: Actually yeah, I'm late for another shoot. It was fun though, thanks.
Model: Christina Linehan
Age: 26 Height: 5' 4"
Weight: 105 DOB: 10/12/75
Birth Place: Okanawa, Japan
Nationality: Irish/Thai
Measurements: 34D/22/32
Guy Turn ons: Education, stability, humor, personality; looks aren't as important
Guy Turn offs: Smoking, bad attitude, poor health
Sports: I think working out is a sport; canoeing, outrigging, hiking, and I love four-wheeling.
Ambitions: My only true ambitions are to be happy and healthy, and to not worry about money. I have the first two down and I'm working on the last one.
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