2NR: What would you choose between money or happiness?
NZ: Happiness.
2NR: Ultimate happiness would be?
NZ: Hmmmm...MONEY!!! Just kidding! Really, it's the man of my dreams and a real comfortable life. My Viper! A nice house in the Hollywood Hills.
2NR: The Dodge Viper huh?
NZ: It's gotta be Automatic because no one's taught me stick yet.
2NR: How bout me and you...oh never mind. (Too easy. I just let her go on.)
NZ: I'm looking for people to teach me how to drive stick.
2NR: You're boyfriend can do that.
NZ: He hasn't though. It's been three years.
2NR: I think someone should see a therapist or take some medication.
NZ: What's that? I'm so sorry my phone cut out again.
2NR: Nothing. It was good. Seems you need a rich guy. What would your dream man be doing to give you a Viper?
NZ: Well the ones that could afford one don't look that good. I'd like a fireman.
2NR: That's funny. That's what I do on the weekends. Except that my car isn't exactly on fire...just dirty. We should go out for drinks!
NZ: I don't drink. I'm already crazy. If I drink I'll end up in Hustler.
2NR: We should go out for drinks! What would you're ultimate ambition be?
NZ: Well for one, I want to be a broker and have 20 loan officers working underme and I wanna do Playboy. Being a playmate surrounded by gorgeous women. I think that it's the top.
2NR: You'd have to go dancing with good 'ol Hugh Hef! (C'mon fall for it.)
NZ: That's cool. I love Hugh!
2NR: (Yes!) I love you too, sweetie.
Her phone cut and died for the final time. During some parts of the interview it was a blessing. I still hate AT&T's service. It's 1: 30 in the morning and I have to still write the interview. She's really got a great personality and not a bad looker...I'm not calling back. We're through. Although I hate that they banned me from the photo studio, I figure it doesn't matter-I'll be out of town anyway. I do regret tying my shoes so close to the other model's body the last time. It's OK. All I know is I got her number and Hugh don't!
Stats
Model: Nikki Zeno
Nationality: Puerto Rican / Italian
DOB: March 25
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 110
Measurements: 34D / 24 / 34
Turn ons: Supportive men, athletic-type bodies
Turn offs: Muscular bodies and picky diets
Drop a line: NikkiZeno.com