2NR: Hmmm, sounds a little like a bitter woman.SM: I had an ex-boyfriend once-notice the EX-that didn't even care to send anything on Valentine's. We were together for about a year and a half. I gave him a couple presents and he didn't have anything to give to me. I asked him if he was planning to give anything. even a card would have been nice.
2NR: What an insensitive guy. Sounds vaguely like a person I know! So what did you get?SM: Nothing. See, every girl wants to be treated like a princess, especially on Valentine's. He was a photographer I might add.
2NR: Hmmm, was his name Jason?SM: No. Starts with a D and ends with an AVE. This was back in Michigan.
2NR: How long have you been out here?SM: Three years.
2NR: What's the difference 'tween here and good old Michigan?SM: Everything. If you've ever seen the movie Roger & Me you'll know what I'm talking about. Michigan has crack and cars. That's where I come from.
2NR: The crack or the car?SM: It's such a depressing place. I don't go back too often. California on the other hand, whew! Men out here are more full of themselves. Everybody is a producer or director. They've all got fake business cards. This is the land of the 6000 millionaires. All high and mighty...it gets old.
2NR: I gotta tell you when you walked into the studio, the herd of about six to eight guys were, unbeknownst to you, checking you out. We've got comment for about every other model but when you walked in all we could say was, "Wow".SM: Really?! Thanks!
2NR: Anyways, while we were checking you out-getting our rocks off and all that stuff- we couldn't see a flaw to point out. What do you think is the part of your body that could use improvement?SM: I guess I could use a little toning up. I don't really exercise though.
2NR: We noticed that you had a really thin waist and nice back muscles. SM: Thanks. I'm skinny. I think the back muscles come from my posture. I look like a prude but it keeps you from looking like a hunchback at 60.
2NR: What do you plan to be doing then?SM: I hope to own my own makeup line. And I wanna do something with animals as well.
2NR: OK. How many cats do you have? You know the rule of thumb if you have more than two cats you're a little on the nutty side.SM: I've had 15. I'm thinking about getting a Pomeranian...it's not a cat but it's like a cat. My two cats are so cute. They look Egyptian.
2NR: I'm guessing when you have kids they're gonna be spoiled and look like mommy.SM: I actually don't see kids in my future. But that guy has to like cats. It takes a strong guy to love cats.