2NR: Is collecting porn perverted? KS: Excuse me. What was that?
2NR: I said I've sworn not to be perverted. Ewww, pervs! KS: There's a way to approach and complement a girl. If a guy comes up and starts off looking at you up and down saying, "Damn girl, what's up with you?" I can tell you right now that I'm not gonna be talking to you; I already know where the mind is at. But if a person comes up and says, "Hey I just wanted to let you know that you look really good and your shots came out great." for me that's more genuine. Otherwise it seems like you're going to pounce on me and I don't like that.
2NR: What's life after modeling? KS: My plan is to go back to school and get a Public Relations degree. I plan to be a mother of three kids someday...one of these days. Before the Tahiti shoot I tried out for an acting job. It was for an HBO series called Emannuel. I didn't think I was going to get an offer because my reading was so rookie; as if I was reading for a part in the 8th grade. When I got back they offered me the part but I had to turn it down. They required simulated love scenes. Like soft porn! I would never ever do any porn!
2NR: I think you may have disappointed half our readers. KS: Sorry guys. I didn't think that the Emannuel series was going to be "Halle-Berry-Monster's Ball-Oscar status. Doing the piece was going to be career defining. I know I have my website and everything but I'm still going to be careful about the parts that I choose. Maybe I'll go the acting route but it's not something I'm dying to achieve.
2NR: And now you're here for the big money-the 2NR cover shoot! Yeah. Gimme that high five. I've seen what you'll be wearing for the shoot and you look nice with what you've got on right now, but what do you wear when you're chillin' at home? KS: Actually, I usually just wear a tank top and panties-or I'll wear like a nightie.
2NR: Okay. Give me a quick second to savor that thought. KS: Not the nightie you're imagining-perv-it's more like a long shirt that
2NR: Shhhh stop talking. You're ruining the picture. What's you're hottie gear look like? KS: It looks kind of like that (She points to a frilly "Ariba! Ariba!" themed top that's designed to expose everything below her C cups.)
2NR: Do you have any special names for any of your bodyparts? KS: I named my boobs.
2NR: Oh that's not interesting at all, but I'll bite. What are the names of your boobs? KS: Karen (pointing to the right one) and Sharon (pointing to the left one)
2NR: Let me get this right. Let's see, this one (closely pointing) this one is Carin' and this one (closely pointing) is Sharin'. Wait. Let me do that again KS: Enough. I think you've got it.
2NR: Right. With a top like that ya gotta have...a nice, uh, tummy. Do you work out a lot? Let me see them guns(She pulls up her arm, flexes her bicep, and a lump, the size of a small mouse, grows to prove her point). Damn! I guess you do. KS: I used to go to the gym four times a week but lately I'll be lucky to sneak in a couple days. It helps that my boyfriend was a bodybuilder in New York.
2NR: Enough already with the superstar boyfriend thing. Now what are you're strongest qualities? KS: I think I understand people. People can confide in me and I think I can give good advice.
2NR: Are you mean? KS: I'm NEVER mean.
2NR: What's with the attitude?! You looked me up and down and did the "Uh, uh. Whatever girlfriend!" neck and hand thing. KS: Here's the thing: I'm so friendly to everyone but if you piss me off you'll see steam coming out of my ears.
2NR: That could mean that you're H - O - T, HOT. Hot like fire! KS: Ya know, when I was younger I'd be all up in your face. I had big balls. I had older sisters for back up.
2NR: I wouldn't thank them for big balls. I do think the 'tude came from the Carson, Cali roots. KS: It might be!
2NR: Well, I saw the neck and the hand. And everyone knows that the hand blocks everything! We're done.