CM: I like mentors. I like a guy that's smarter than me and smarter than the average guy. A person that could teach me something new everyday. But not like a father figure! I don't like older guys. I want them to be in my age range. I like how men think. I like that a guy can talk about stuff that means something and not be all about the gossip. He'd have to be ahead of the game. I find that attractive. Looks aren't the big thing. A guy that looks good is a guy that presents himself well. He also can't be like, "Oh where do you want to eat?" Women like authority.
2NR: As the saying goes, "Ya gotta treat 'em rough to get the muff!"
CM: Oh my God!
2NR: Hey, as bad as it sounds, nice girls like bad boys.
CM: That's not true. Nice WACK chicks like bad boys. Girls that don't know themselves are the ones who fall into that category. They're not leaders. The saying should go "Leaders like nice guys, wack chicks like bad boys."
2NR: A chick is a chick no matter how you get them-we're not counting! How long did it take for you to learn that?
CM: I've always known that.
2NR: Yeah right. Since sixteen?
CM: I've been with amazing men. We just don't have anything in common anymore.
2NR: You're one of the few that knew what they wanted early in life. That's different.
CM: Thanks. I love me!
2NR: You love you.
CM: Not anything physical-just mentally. I love me! I mean, I don't look at others and wish I were them, ya know?
2NR: What would be an active day for you?
CM: I run around all day. I work hard. I start off with Starbucks-a White Mocha! I go to my P.O. Box and grab my mail. I go tanning. I have a toy poodle so I visit this really cool pet shop.
2NR: Ah. There's your ride-along "partner."
CM: He's really human!
2NR: Sorry, NOT human.
CM: He's got a cute little t-shirt. He's a boy that dresses like a girl. He's cool. A total gay guy.
2NR: What you've got on your hands is a confused metrosexual dog.
CM: Metrosexual?
2NR: Basically a straight guy built to fake out gay guys. He knows style and happens to moisturize.
CM: That's my kind of guy!
2NR: OK, what would you're new metrosexual date feed you for lunch?
CM: I like fish. I'm really into sushi. Albacore. White tuna. I don't eat much red meat.
2NR: Suppose you couldn't find sushi.
CM: Then I'll make him go to the store to pick up some salmon! Put a little lemon-butter on it and it's delicious.
2NR: What's free time like for you?
CM: I don't have time. I'm always working.
2NR: You've got to learn how to relax.
CM: Work IS relaxing. I get to design clothes, something for my house, my site.