2NR: OK, another scenario. You've got 20 minutes on the couch. What would you be doing?
CM: Watching E! and MTV. I loved Anna Nicole! Punk'd and Viva La Bam are hilarious.
2NR: What's free time like for you?
CM: I like to hang out with my girl friends.
2NR: Most pretty girls don't have many girl friends.
CM: All my friends are girls. They're all smokin' hot. Sometimes they don't get along but I play the middleman. I'm the one that creates the party. I'm the one that keeps it going.
2NR: If a fan were to impress you with a drink what'd he be buying?
CM: I'm into red wines right now. I don't know why. Although enough of it willmake you feel high.
2NR: Enough of it would convince you that it'd be okay to hurl your intestines into your girl's jacket pockets.
CM: Then there's the go-to drinks-Grand Marnier and Courvoisier, French Connection (Martell VS Cognac and Cointreau), good scotches.
2NR: Bling. Your ex must miss you.
CM: Uh huh.
2NR: You're a hot girl...
CM: Uh huh. And a smart girl!
2NR: Creative...
CM: Uh huh.
2NR: Talented...
CM: Uh huh.
2NR: A business woman...
CM: Yes, and...
2NR: Uh, is going to be extremely popular in a couple years because the site and the clothing line are going to blow up?
CM: I hope so!
2NR: Enough.
2NR: So what would you be wearing to attract a guy?
CM: I'd dress very casual-it's gotta be cool casual-but it all about the purse, shoes and jewelry. That's what makes an outfit.
2NR: So the accessories make it hot. How bout colors?
CM: I like all colors. I'd wear loud stuff like pink with turquoise and red shoes and a really cool purse!
2NR: Let's accessorize with, say, a car. What would it be?
CM: A Lamborghini! Well I drive a BMW 325 with 19s. I used to have a Benz with 18s. Right now I'm into black with the matte finish.
2NR: Run me down your resume.
CM: I've done Playboy specials, Bench Warmer trading cards, Budweiser, Hawaiian Tropic, had a bit part on "Renegades."
2NR: Lorenzo Llamas? Interesting. What do you see yourself doing five years from now?
CM: I'd be building my empire! I love to work. When I start something I have to finish it a soon as I can.
I took the hint. Damn, she got bored quick. I'm too slow. She's moved on. I got to step up my game. That's ok, I'll just head out to Vegas. Everyone has a chance in Vegas.