2NR: I can imagine what it looks like but I'm guessing that it'll be much more enjoyable if you did the describing.CM: It's like doing a wheelbarrow position where the handles are the girl's legs but in this case the girl kind of does pushups.
2NR: That's disappointing. It's not anywhere close to the snow blower I'm imagining. Where's the blowing? And what a waste of energy! Did someone make up the name like that arched foot thing you talked about?CM: Well anyway that's what they called it. I went home and said "Honey, I learned about a new position today, let's try it." I gotta tell you it really is the worst position ever. First of all you get too tired staying in position, and second, the natural arch of a guy doesn't go in that direction very well.
2NR: Yeah but your arms would be ripped, I tell you, the arms of a Goddess!CM: About the whole positions thing. I'm not into hanging like a monkey off the rafters.
2NR: But going at it like a pack of wild monkeys? That's do-able. Worst position?CM: That one was. There's nothing nice about it.
2NR: Best?CM: I can't believe I'm talking about positions, but it's the one with the girl lying facedown on her stomach and the guy is on top. Do you know what that one is called?
2NR: I call it, "Ohhhh Yeahhhhhh."CM: Or we could call it the "Arlington Arch!"
2NR: I not going to name it that-if ever I saw a foot doing that pose. I don't want go into a horny perverted sweat. What's your hot girl outfit that's not lingerie?CM: Torn up jeans, low cut where it shows the hip bone; shows that little sexy part above by my obliques-when I have them! The outfit has to be something casual, but rugged, like I just walked out of the barn.
2NR: Out of the barn? That's a little too Milwaukee for me. Sexy in a Midwest way I guess.CM: And for the top would be a wife-beater with no bra.