It's funny what you'll find in your backyard. Maybe you'll find an old necklace you lost. Maybe a toy you lost when you were playing with your childhood buddy. Maybe you'll find a crate of gold bullion that pirates hid from their enemies. We found a nineteen-year-old Mercedes. Oiled up and looking good. A sparkling grill. Headlights that worked. A body that would make the gayest of men rip up their marriage papers. And the junk in the trunk is not at all something to complain about. As much as we hated to we stripped down our Mercedes and took a few shots.
2NR: So what is a typical Orange County girl?MT: It's NOT what they portray on the show. We're not all super rich. All O.C. people don't live in mansions in Newport Beach. And going to private schools? No! Although, I know some people that are like the ones on the show.
2NR: So you have friends that gold dig old men? Have ultra-psycho secret admirers? A uber-rich, popularity-craving nerd friend with a pool house that has two hot chicks chasing after him after a renegade, fight-magnet of a bad boy from Chino who gets a sympathy adoption from nerd-boy's parents?MT: No.
2NR: Have you seen the show?MT: Maybe once.
2NR: You're from O.C. and you've basically never seen the show.MT: I know.
2NR: Everybody outside of here could think that it's so dope...MT: And it's not even shot here. It's shot in Malibu! I'm from Fullerton and people that I talk to outside of L.A. don't even think its O.C. They only consider Beach Cities.
2NR: The O.C. is known for its beaches.MT: The beach is not my favorite place to go. I like snowboarding. I like the desert; I go dirt biking. Havassu-gotta love the river and the lake.
2NR: So you like water sports.MT: Jet ski, Sea Doo. I've got wake boarding but it really takes a lot out of you.
2NR: Don't you hit the water really hard when you eat it?MT: It's a water sport.
2NR: Yeah but most people aren't being dragged 45 miles an hour hanging on to a stick attached to a boat.MT: You don't know weather to let go or hold on for dear life. There's going to a point where you stop having fun and start praying not to fall. You can scream at them to stop but they won't hear you. That's pretty much every time you go out. Oh and innertubing! It's the best. Smacking your face against the plastic?
2NR: Yeah. Not the O.C. What are the characteristics of a Gemini?MT: Mood swings...VIOLENT mood swings. Just kidding.
2NR: Does your boyfriend know that you have violent mood swings?MT: I don't have them.
2NR: Whatever!MT: I don't have them! Besides, the twins are supposed to have two different personalities.
2NR: You're Italian and Mexican right?MT: Cicillian
2NR: Don't mean to step on any toes.MT: It's alright. I'm not from the mob.
2NR: You watch sopranos?MT: No.
2NR: Chappelle show?MT: No.
2NR: You don't watch much TV do you?MT: If I watch it'll more than likely be a movie. I'll watch the Simpsons or Friends but it's not like I'll rush to get home for it. Don't you need cable for those shows?
2NR: Yeah.MT: Yeah, well. I don't have cable.
2NR: Well I guess you could listen to the radio a lot. Maybe stare out your kitchen window to catch what the neighbors are watching and make up the dialogue in your head.MT: Hopefully I don't have to sit at home to that. I go out a lot.
2NR: Music favorites?MT: Rap and emo-rock. My favorite is trance. Chris Laurence is my favorite DJ. Tupac. Sublime. AFI. Pennywise. Usher's new stuff is pretty good. I'll listen to Britney Spears when I'm with my girls and out to be obnoxious or Celine Dion when we're all depressed.