2nr: So you were born in Miami?FB: My parents are from Nicaragua and I was born in Miami. We moved out here when I was about 2 years old. I've lived all over Orange County all my life but I call Anaheim home.
2nr: An OC girl. What do you like about it here?FB: Yep! I love the beach-even though it's all crappy now. The water is disgusting!
2nr: Well it's not like you have to drink it.FB: Ewwww. It's gross though! There's toilet paper floating in the water. It's nasty.
2nr: Southern California has miles of beaches that don't sit in front of those sewer drains.FB: You can always go to Malibu, but even then, it's not so great when you compare it to the water in Florida.
2nr: With your figure you must always be watching your weight.FB: I love pizza, burgers and Mexican food. I basically grew up on beans and rice.
2nr: Really? The pictures don't show it.FB:
2nr: ...unless your packing it all in a place we don't know...FB: I am! All in the culo!
2nr: That's what I'm talking about...all up in the culo!
2nr: What is it about a man that you like?FB: That's a tough one. There's only one good thing about them...but that's about it.
2nr: What was it? Oh, wait...all the playas say, "HAAAYY!"
2nr: What is it about a guy that turns you on?FB: I like guys that take care of themselves. Take showers, clean feet...
2nr: Ok, what guy bathes? And how does a man NOT get his feet wet when he does?FB: Well he can't just have the water cascade off his body. He's got to get in there and scrub.
2nr: Finish this: "My man has to..."FB: ...have dark hair and light eyes. I don't want him dark-skinned but he needs to be tanned.
2nr: So not Cuban dark but more like South American dark.FB: yeah! He's also got to have tattoos and piercings.
2nr: Wow. Everything dad wants to see in a man that's dating his baby girl.
2nr: What turns you off about a guy?FB: What really turns me off about a guy is when he's really cocky about himself. Guys that don't know how to take care of a lady. He needs to be respectful and really show that he loves her, regardless of who's around.
2nr: That's sweet. You basically want a guy that's whuped on you.FB: HELL YEAH! It's the only way.
2nr: I'm glad you told me that. By the way, I have your house, car and boat waiting for you... in New Orleans.FB: I don't want an ultra rich guy. When I was working at Neiman Marcus, I learned that most rich people have some of the nastiest personalities. Most are rude and just seem lonely. I'd rather just have a person that has what he needs and is happy with whom he is.
2nr: Ok, so I want to romance you, but I need to know what you like. Do I take you to Disneyland...super-size your drink...FB: No. I like quality time. I'd like a quiet night at home watching a movie and cuddling. That's my version of romantic.
2nr: Cuddling huh?FB: Spooning.