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Noelani Chase - Chasing Noelani

Be Warned, Finding Her Is A Gamble In Itself

2nr: You are a Pisces--do you think you fit your sign?NC: They say that we're emotional and have a temper. We're feisty.

2nr: Oooo. Are you?NC: I am.

2nr:Yummy. So do you get into fights with significant others?NC: Yes.

2nr: Physical?NC: Yeah!

2nr: Naked?NC:

2nr: Ever get punched in the face?NC: Never. I've given a few people black eyes before.

2nr: You're a little dangerous.NC: I know. It's mostly when I get drunk.

2nr: Now I see why you don't go clubbing anymore! You probably beat up the people you went with and now no one wants to go with you!NC:

2nr: At least you've got bouncers doing their job. Saying stuff like "Aw, shit. THIS bitch again."NC: They like me. I'm giving them some work.

2nr: I understand that you want die rich, happy, healthy, and in love.NC: I don't know if I'll get all that, but I'm going to try.

2nr: If your store is successful you'll hit rich and happy. And healthy... with all those Vegas buffets, you'll probably end up with that robe we talked about.NC: NO!

2nr: So you are part Hawaiian. Do you do anything Hawaiian-esque?NC: What do you mean?

2nr: Do you crave plate lunches? Have been known to carry Spam Musubi in your pockets?NC: I really like Whoppers from Burger King.

2nr: Do you want me to order that robe now?NC: I could use it for inspiration. It's my favorite food, but I don't eat it all the time. It's not a "cheer me up" food. It's more of a drunk food. It's least likely to make me throw up. I only drink once a week.

2nr: So what's a drink that you would give a guy to mess him up?NC: An Irish Car Bomb. It's a pint of Guinness stout, 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish cream, and 1/2 shot Irish Whiskey.

2nr: And for yourself?NC: I'm a Greygoose and soda kind of girl.

2nr: What's the one you drink when you get in your stints of violence?NC: An Irish Car Bomb! One of those and you're done. Two of them and I'm done.

2nr: Are you picky when it comes to men?NC: I'm pretty picky. My dog has to approve. He's a pitbull and he doesn't like very many people.

2nr: Are you in love at the moment?NC: Not at the moment but I have been in love. I'm not currently dating anyone. I'm actually freshly single.

2nr: So in this 12-minutes that we've talked, you haven't fallen in love yet?NC: Is that how long we've been talking?

2nr: That's how long we've been dating. Tell me something crazy that you've done.NC: I'm really boring.

2nr: I need to know what type of guy you like.NC: I don't like body hair. He's got to be tall. Have a sense of humor. Have style.

2nr: Maybe Asian...possibly Filipino?NC: Yeah. That's good. I prefer brown men, but I've dated my share of white boys!

2nr: What's something a guy you like could do to make you fall deep in love?NC: I've never really dated anyone romantic. I guess some flowers, small tokens of affection. I date normal guys.

2nr: That's normal? You got to get out more.

2nr: I understand that you bought house out there?NC: Yeah. 10 minutes from the strip.

2nr: When you are out and about, what's something a man can do to get your attention?NC: That rarely happens. Usually it's someone that I'm not attracted to at first. Then, after a while, they grow on me.

2nr: Kind of like mold. Maybe that's the problem.

2nr: What do you do for excitement?NC: Right now, I'm really focused. I like going on vacations and stuff though.

2nr: Where would you go on your next vacation?NC: Fiji or somewhere tropical.

2nr: Whom would your single ass take?NC:

2nr: Nevermind. Don't even answer that. I know exactly whom you'll...NC: My mom!

2nr: What?!NC: And You!

2nr: Thanks, I'll love Fiji.


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