JK: I'm from a military family. I moved a lot when I was young. I've also lived in Miami, Pensacola and Hawaii.
2NR: I hate to bring this up, but I'm sure everyone asks. How does someone who looks like you have the last name "Kowalsky?"
JK: I'm Japanese, Irish, and Polish. I know it's strange and I get a lot of wild guesses about what I am. Someone thought I was Indian once.
2NR: Not bad. Bollywood actresses are one of the hottest women in the world.
JK: I love Aishwarya Rai. Do you know her?
2NR: Of course. She's a former Miss Universe and rated one of the most beautiful women in the world. Do you look up to other beautiful women a lot?
JK: Yes, especially Josie Maran. I love her so much. That girl would turn me bisexual.
2NR: That's what I like to hear and will now fantasize about.
JK: She goes out with David Blaine. I'm still trying to figure out how he does all his magic.
2NR: He's the freakin' devil that's why.
JK: I am the devil. I have a pitchfork at home, and I hide my horns in public.
2NR: Satanism will now be my primary religion. Since you're a hapa (half Asian, half White), I have a friend who is absolutely infatuated with hapas. Can you give him some advice on how he can pick you up?
JK: Be funny and make me laugh. And don't be afraid to speak your mind. As far as looks, I like my men to wear simple stuff. Nice jeans and a shirt. I don't like those weird outfits guys in L.A. are starting to wear, with tight jeans and open collar blouse shirts.
2NR: "You know where you got that shirt from. It sure as hell wasn't in the men's department!"
JK: Oh my god! I know that line. I love the Chappelle Show!
2NR: What was your favorite skit?
JK: I love all the stories with Charlie Murphy and when he did the R. Kelly video, "Piss on You."
2NR: Classic! Do you know how to speak Japanese?
JK: Yes. That's all my mother spoke. My family lives in Sendai, Japan, and I used to visit them all the time. They live on a mountain called Obara, and my grandmother is a descendant of a samurai, and she once told me the story of how they ended up in Obara. The samurai helped lead some samurai war back when he was in Kyoto and they lost. So he fled to Obara.