2NR: So you're of samurai blood. Amazing. I just finished watching Seven Samurai, the legendary samurai flick from the '50s.
JK: Is that like The Last Samurai? That was the dumbest movie I've seen because Tom Cruise was in it.
2NR: Hell no. I hated that movie, too. What's next? Make a movie called The Last Black Man on Earth, starring Tom Hanks?
JK: (laughs) That line is from the Chappelle Show, too! I love him and Eddie Griffin. I wish could do my own comedy skit show.
2NR: You can do it on a Podcast.
JK: What's a Podcast? I'm so behind the times. I didn't even know what an iPod was until recently. I feel like a caveman. I don't use all these futuristic ipzods and zipods. I'm old fashioned.
2NR: Do you know what a CD is or are you still on vinyl?
JK: Don't make me reach over this table and smack you.
2NR: Just checking. So what's your ultimate goal in life?
JK: I am a confused person and have been asking myself that lately. I am good at singing and I love it, which is why I am at the studio all the time. Yet, I want to act as well and model. I just want to make a name for myself.
2NR: So you want the attention. The fame over the fortune?
JK: Yes. I figure, I will not have looks forever so I must make use of it so when I'm old and ugly wearing my adult diapers and dentures, I can tell my grandkids that I used to be quite the hottie.
2NR: I'm sure you'll still be hot when you're old. Any parting words before we start singing karaoke? Would you like to thank anyone?
JK: I don't know. Can you make something up?
2NR: Sure. I'll write something like, "I'd like to thank my family, my friends and especially Roel for being such a pimp and cool guy."
JK: Awesome! But you should change the last part to "for being a cheap date and making me pick up the tab."
Janis KowalskyModel: Janis KowalskyBorn: 09/12/80Lives in: Las Vegas, NVEyes: HazelAge: 25Height: 5'5" Measurements: 34C-24-35Ethnicity: Japanese/Irish/PolishLikes guys who are: Funny, can make me laugh, and who are not afraid to speak their mindHates guys who are: Hypocrites and can't think for themselvesWeb site: www.janiskowalsky.net