2nr: What kind of car do you drive? Although I'm sure you could have picked up a few over there.
AZ: Yea, the cars were awesome. I drive a red Ford Focus right now.
2nr: License plate number
AZ: Ummmm
2nr: Dream car?
AZ: I would love to drive a new BMW.
2nr: Maybe some rich guy will come along and buy one for you.
AZ: Every Beautiful Mexican Woman should have one.
2nr: Never heard that before, but I also never thought I'd say that I wish I were a Mexican woman.
2nr: Speaking of guys sweeping you off your feet, what's the best pick up line used on you?
AZ: Oh God... hmmm...
2nr: I know there aren't any good ones... "Are you tired from running around in my mind all day?"
AZ: 'Is your Dad an astronaut?" No, why? "Then who brought the stars from the sky and put the twinkle in your eye?"
2nr: And this line worked I presume?
AZ: LOL. I just laughed. He had the guts to come up and say it I guess.
2nr: Without being a total jackass, how can a guy grab your attention?
AZ: I don't like to be picked up on. Treat me like a person, not a thing!! Just talk to me normal.
2nr: Right, you don't like to be picked up on, you're the aggressive type.
AZ: Ooooh no!!!
2nr: So you kick back and wait, yet you don't want to be approached. I'm so confused. We never had a chance, did we?
AZ: Well... I'm very approachable, I just don't like corny lines. I'm just like one of the guys. Talk to me, that's all.
2nr: Yea, just like one of the guys. Actually, you're perfect. You're gorgeous, you like cars and love baseball. You may be the perfect woman... what else are you into?
AZ: I love to watch any sports, but I just love baseball. I've watched my brother play for all of my life, and I've played softball my entire life, too. And I love to watch my boyfriend play football.
2nr: Wait, do you hear that?
AZ: Hear what?
2nr: It's the sound of a million hearts breaking because they just found out you have a boyfriend.
AZ: LOL. Yea, sure it is.
2nr: What position?
AZ: I played outfield.
2nr: No, I meant what sexual position do you prefer?
AZ: (Silence)
2nr: You don't have to answer that. That is, unless you want to.
AZ: Ummm, naaa.
2nr: What do you think is your sexiest feature?
AZ: I always get compliments on my smile.
2nr: You do have a beautiful smile, but I hate to break it to ya. It's not the first thing guys notice. We have to know, real or fake?
AZ: I'm all natural, nothing fake about me.
2nr: Yes, we thought that tan looked real!
AZ: LOL. You got me! I didn't even think about that.
2nr: It's what I meant all along. I know models tend to check one another out. What catches your eye?
AZ: Everything. Smile, teeth, stomach.
2nr: You have to sleep with a girl, life and death situation here, who would it be?
AZ: (No pause at all) Jessica Alba. She's hot!
2nr: Thanks for that. I've got two mental images to leave with now.
By Alex Orange
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