2nr: What shows are you watching nowadays?
EM: I Tivo all my shows: Entourage, CSI and America's Next Top Model.
2nr: Figures.
EM: It's my homework time, Man!
2nr: Then my show is Beauty and the Geek.
EM: I don't think a guy should change himself. The girl that he's meant to be with should accept him for who he is.
2nr: God. I'm hoping that you can accept a little geekyness then.
EM: I'm a dork and I'm definitely goofy. I don't really care who's around and I'll just be the biggest dork. Without fail, I'll say something retarded and my friends will say, "You're such a goober."
2nr: After this interview you are going to have a whole bunch of big nerdy guys happy to know that they have a chance with you. I personally thank you.
2nr: I was on your site earlier...uh nice smile and eyes.
EM: Thank you. My eyes, my smile and my boobies are my three favorite body features.
2nr: As of that last photo, they are my 5 favorites.
EM: You are a typical man. I get guys that come up to me and ask bluntly, "Are they real?" (Yes they are). Or they tell me, "Nice ass." So it's nice to hear someone tell me they like my eyes or my smile.
2nr: I sense that you may or may not have a tattoo.
EM: I have one. But it's hidden.
2nr: Not in this picture it's not. Where is it?
EM: It's right above my thigh and just below by waist...right next to the cookie.
2nr: Prove it.
EM: Huh?
2nr: Nothing. What is the tattoo of?
EM: Ha! No comment.
2nr: No comment? Let me look closer... is that a donkey? You have a tattoo of a piata?
EM: Yeah! It's a Mexican piata! It's a donkey! Everyone thinks it's a butterfly because they can't see all of it.
2nr: Don't take this the wrong way but...I want to punch it.
EM: Like a donkey punch??
2nr: I want to see if I get any candy.
EM: Candy and confetti!
2nr: You are sick.
2nr: Would you ever get anything done/added to your body?
EM: Hmmm. I don't know. This is what God created. I don't think I'd want to do anything to it right now. Well maybe a little lift after I have a kid...but that's way later.
2nr: That's almost like saying, "Eh, if the Maserati is all I've got to drive. I guess I'll just keep it." Or, "Why would I mess with perfection?"
EM: Yeah, that wouldn't make me look conceited! I get that enough already. After people get to know me they tell me that in the beginning they thought that I was a conceited, stuck-up bitch. I think that a person shouldn't be judged only by their first impression. Besides, every girl has the ability to be a bitch.
2nr: Hell yeah, they do.
EM: But every guy has the tendency to be an asshole.
2nr: Easy!
EM: They are always about the nookie. You guys think about sex every 5 minutes.
2nr: Oh and you don't?
EM: Not every 5 minutes!
2nr: When can we see you again?
EM:I'm doing a lot of stuff for Monster. I'm officially one of their Latina models and we go out to all the major Hispanic events. At HIN Pomona I won the bikini contest so they asked me be a judge-since that event, I've been one of the judges. And of course I'm with HIN. My next event is in Chicago but I'm really looking forward to Hawaii. With HIN you can go onto the website and see me as one of the hosts on HINtv.
2nr: When can I see you again?
EM: Go to my website.