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[Laughs] How is it funny and cute when you're asleep and not when you're awake?
I'm talking about if someone was sleeping next to me. I don't do that! Not ever! Not even in my sleep! Stop being jealous!
You're either really weird or a cyborg.
Both. Are cyborgs cute?
If you are one then, yes.
OK, then both.
All right. No more talk about flatulence. This is the second model interview in a row that's ended me up in Gasland.
Gross! You're obsessed then.
Totally. It's something that never stops being funny. To this day I still crack up when I'm in the bathroom and some random dude in the stall farts. It's primal comedy.
Yuck! Guys are gross! He should be fined!
It's natural! Why should he be fined? That's like fining a girl for menstruating!
Well, if that didn't happen then you wouldn't be here! There would be no me, no drifting. The world would be empty!
Along that line of reasoning, if men didn't pass gas, they're stomachs would expand and they would like, totally explode and then you, me, or drifting wouldn't be here!
There are a lot of men in the world. If one or two exploded there are more around the corner.
But all men would blow up, eventually! I can't believe we're engaged in a philosophical discussion about gas. Must. Go. Back. To. Interview.
[Laughs] Let's get back to the good stuff! Stop getting off track!
Moving on: Besides drifting and not passing gas, what else are you into?
Cooking, hiking, getting my pilots license, forcing myself to go to the gym, the UFC, friends, family, dog parks, food...airports! I love airports!
What the hell? Why would anyone like airports?
I am obsessed! I go like three hours early. I love to people watch and take random photos of people when they're not looking. I have a whole routine. The people at baggage claim in Vegas and Burbank recognize me because I'm there so much. It is my favorite place to be! That, and the grocery store!
Now I know for a fact that you're some sort of Homeland Security cyborg sent from the future to destroy the present.
I don't like to destroy things.
Would you destroy farts if you had the ability?
Nope, just the people who do them.
So, you don't like to destroy. You murder!
Get back on track!
OK, OK. Really, I don't even know how I ended up here. What was it like growing up in Sin City?
Normal; people seem to think it was all party since Junior High. There are schools here and grocery stores. We have all the stuff other places have. Vegas, the strip, is just one street. I am a little jaded though. I hate it when things close in other cities. It really makes me angry that not all hotels don't have room service 24/7. I expect it everywhere. Oh, and there should be slot machines in every grocery store and gas station in the world. Especially the Wheel of Fortune one. Also, clubs shouldn't close at 2:00 a.m., they should be open all night.
What's your favorite club in Vegas?
I like Tryst, but I think most clubs are about the same.
What do you order at clubs?
Water. If it's alcohol, wine or Bacardi and Diet Coke. I'm not good at drinking, it only takes one to get me dizzy.
What's your favorite off-the-strip thing to do in Vegas?
Going to the lake with a bunch of my girlfriends or hiking at Red Rock and sunbathing there.
Las Vegas has a lake?
Shut up! It is the largest man-made lake! People fish there. I wouldn't eat them. They look bad and sick.
Oh, the dam...Hoover Dam. Apparently filled with damned fish.
Yup, Hoover Dam. They found several dead bodies there. There are actually two lakes. Lake Las Vegas and Lake Mead. Didn't you see it when you flew over?
Due to the cheapness of our company, we had to drive. By the way, the dead bodies? Explains the nasty fish. Speaking of nasty, what's the worst sin you've committed in Sin City?
I don't know if I have really committed a sin. Nothing is considered a sin out here. What do you have in mind?