Punched by a confused 85 year old? Please tell!
Well, she wasn't even my patient, but the woman had to be continuously watched because she was very confused and kept trying to leave the hospital. This one time, her nurse was busy and I saw the woman trying to get out of bed. I went over to check on her and she started screaming that we were holding her captive and were going to perform 'medical experiments' on her. I was trying to convince her otherwise and she punched me right in the jaw. I was so stunned, I didn't know what to do. [laughs]
Did you punch her back?!
Of course not!
But you're a girl! It's ok for a girl to hit another girl!
[laughs] Maybe if she were 60 years younger. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Or if you were 60 years older... battle of the geriatrics!
Sounds hot!
In an old and wrinkly way....
[laughs]
So if you weren't modeling or nursing, what would you be doing?
There's the old, 'I always wanted to be a nice housewife'. [laughs] No, I also wanted to do something in design-use my creative side. That, and maybe porn? [laughs] Just kidding!
You can always express your creative side through porn! Forrest Hump, Jurassic Poke, Riding Miss Daisy? Come on, that's genius!
Clever! What would you be doing if you weren't with [Import Tuner]? Producing or directing porn? [laughs] Just a thought! Hmmm... I see the seeds of a new business venture! I'm so down, if you are!
[laughs] Ok, I'll think about it.
So here's a porn-related question for you. Would you mind if your man watched porn?
I am not against porn... inspiration is always a good thing!
You are totally rad! Why is it that most girls are opposed?
I'm not really sure. What did Jenna Jameson once say... something like, 'it's usually the people who act most against it that are really the closet perves themselves'. Makes sense to me. Those girls just haven't admitted to themselves that they are really into it! [laughs]
Amen! Speaking of hot chicks, we share something in common, we both think Jessica Alba is hot!
Yes! I love that woman! I think she is the hottest woman ever! I want to make out with her!
Say word, son! She's almost as hot as you! Almost!
[laughs] Aww, I heart you!
You complete me! Actually, on an opposite note, there is something we do not share: your love for Britney Spears! So common, you hating man! Ugh, you were almost perfect...
I'm sure it's something we can work on... some professional counseling might help.She's a litle coo coo, but K-fed made her that way. I still love her.Did you know she's wearing Alexia Lei's shoes in her new video? I'm so jealous!
Alexia's shoes? What do you mean?
Well, I guess Alexia was on the set of her video and there was a problem with the wardrobe so they asked Alexia if they could borrow her shoes. When they were done, Britney signed them for her! Lucky!
Sounds like the plot of a porn-twisted Cinderella story. Besides adult films, nursing and modeling, what does Jennifer do for fun?
I love to spend money like every other good Asian woman. And I love to hang out at the beach.
What do you spend money on, Asian woman?
Mostly clothes and shoes
Any other hobbies?
Hmm..jiggsaw puzzles, playing Jenga with myself, learning to read tarot cards... [laughs] Kidding, I do like watching movies.
What's your favorite flick?
I like funny movies, I can't watch scary movies because they give me nightmares and I am afraid of the dark! I love Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wedding Crashers, and Borat. That is, till all the annoying men repeating the lines ruined it for me.
[In my very best Kazakh tone] Verry nice! I like! Ok so in Superbad: the curly haired chunky dude, the skinny guy from Juno, or McLovin? Pick one and why?
I like skinny dude cause I could boss him around!
So you're one of those girls!
Noooo! You said to pick one!