The Beyonce of video games, got it. At the photo shoot you mentioned a funny story about a cat...?
Yes! I had a cat a couple years ago. I named her Meow because that is all she did... she would meow inside to let her out and she would meow to come back in. This one night, I was getting ready to go out so I put my jeans in the dryer to get the wrinkles out and went to blow dry my hair. When I turned my hair dryer off I heard a strange thumping noise from the dryer. I opened it and Meow jumped out meowing and dizzy. I started crying hysterically and put her on the couch and watched her for a few minutes. Her eyes were crossed and her tail was in an "L" shape. The tail stayed that way but she never meowed again. I guess cats really do have nine lives...
You are the Michael Vick of cat owners!
[laughs] No!
Besides torturing helpless animals, what's the worst job you've had?
I've done things like passing out flyers at a Nickelodeon event, driving around in a bright blue Volkswagon passing out samples in a bikini... Oh, I have a funny story about being a waitress!
This ought to be good...
I got a job a Chili's, my first time ever waitressing. I worked really hard for two weeks learning the tricks of the trade... I bought non-slip shoes and learned to roll silverware and everything. The day I finally started serving, my first table was a family. It was my only table so I made sure everything was amazing. They left me a penny for a tip--quite depressing, but I got over it. Afterwards, I went to the back to bring some food to another waiter's table. I never carried a tray before, but I picked it up like I knew what I was doing. The tray started to get heavy and it fell out of my hands and the food spilled everywhere! I cleaned up the mess, grabbed my purse and told my boss I quit because it just wasn't for me. I ended up getting paid one penny for working two weeks. Quite a learning experience. I decided bartending was more my style.
That's more sad than funny!
[laughs] Everything is funny after a while.
Like this interview... hopefully. Any final words?
Peace, love and happiness. Chunk the deuce!
Sounds very bowel-y
[laughs]