Do you dig guys who play golf?
It's a plus for a guy to be interested in what I'm into.
Like Tiger Woods? Would you have liked to have been one of his many conquests?
Hell no! He's a great golfer but he's a cheater! Two thumbs down.
In 'Z-formation.' For the last of the golf metaphors: What's a guy have to do to hit a hole in one?
He has to be a boy version of me! That way we would get along and we'd have fun together!
What are some of your turn-ons?
A guy who's educated and respectful. Someone who hasn't dated any of my girlfriends and gets along with my family. If he's cute, that would be a plus.
Like you would date someone who was busted . . .
[laughs] It's hard to find the whole package.
Back to your bucket list, what's your top three?
Cliff diving, swimming with dolphins, and visiting the Four Corners.
Where the hell is 'Four Corners'?
It's the border of Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, and Utah. If you lay on the ground you can be in four states at once.
What else do you do for fun?
I like going to the batting cages, playing with my Wii, and quiet time at home.
Up for the occasional one-night stand?
No!
What's the furthest a guy's gone on a first date?
I don't date.
So you're a virgin?
[laughs] I'm not going to answer that question.
Why not?
What if my parents read this?
So you mean to tell me your parents don't think you've ever dated?
They don't ask me questions like that. They're not as nosy as you, Carter.
Ok, so off the record, how many boyfriends have you had?
Five.
Wow. That's a lot for someone who never dates. You're a self-described "tomboy". Explain.
I'm fine chillin' at a house. I prefer that to clubbing.
Have any secret talents?
I know the alphabet in sign language and I speak Double-Talk.
What the hell is 'Double Talk'?
It's a language me and my girlfriends used to speak in public when we didn't want anyone else to understand what we were saying.
Why not just speak Vietnamese?
Because I'm not fluent in Vietnamese. I speak broken Vietnamese. I'm fluent in Double-Talk.
Have any phobias?
Spiders. I'm more scared of small things than big things. If I had to go face-to-face with a tiger or a spider, I'll take the tiger.
Read Charlotte's Web. It'll blow your mind. If we hadn't altered your life path by, ahem, 'discovering' you, where would you be in five years?
Finished with college and on my way to opening up my own bar.
I have the perfect name: Bottle In Your Face Bar.
How about My Heel In Your Face?
Kinky. Let's do this.
Jennifer Lee
Height: 5'4"
Measurements: 34C-26-34
Ethnicity: Vietnamese
Birthday: April 8th
Sign: Aries
Hometown: Huntington Beach, CA
Website: myspace.com/jlee48
Thank you list: My family, friends, Beckie Joon, and James