Kallie Nicole - Flipin Love

2NR: Gee I wonder why guys would want to hang out with you. Especially at a strip club.K: I'll be buying them lap dances, calling over the girls I think are pretty, then of course when it's over they're like "Your turn!"

2NR: You don't argue. Good trait.K: The reason why I don't look down on strip clubs is because I think women are beautiful. If I see a pretty woman, I tell her. Other pretty women don't intimidate me. All my best girlfriends are beautiful. It's not like the five ugly ones and the one fine one! I've been a dancer my whole life. If I see a girl doing her thing I just love it; I think it's bomb. Sometimes I'm asking myself, "Damn, how does she do that while all oiled up on that pole?" or, "How did she wrap her legs around that guy's head at that angle?!" How does she do that? I wanna learn that!

2NR: So a strip club can be an educational tool for you.K: It could be! I saw at this girl at a party the other week do the craziest thing and I was like dude, I gotta learn that...that's the shit right there.

2NR: They have amateur nights.K: I don't want to do it for other people! I wanna do it for my man-on the DL of course.

2NR: So I guess you've got some sex appeal.K: I've been told once or twice.

2NR: Too bad you can only count up to two. I'm sure you already know that your son is gonna grow up with the fact that-K: I'm a MILF? I totally am the soccer MILF!

2NR: Dimitri is going to be so envied, or traumatized. I hear you're into sports.K: I love sports. I've been a ballerina my whole life but I've played softball, soccer, track and gymnastics. There was a sport I excelled at and was MVP four years straight-and even had a full ride but didn't take it. Take a guess.

2NR: Croquet?K: No. Rugby. It was crazy. I'd be all muddy and go to ballet. In Seattle there weren't many rugby teams so we had to go to Canada to play colleges. I learned how to fight in rugby-so don't mess with me, although I got knocked out one time. I cleated some girl and this six-foot Canadian chick came out of nowhere and socked me in the face. Next thing I knew I was woke op on the field and we both got kicked out.

2NR: There's something really sexy about girls getting rough and going at it.K: Hold on. One of the reasons why I didn't accept my scholarship at Vassar is because-how do I not offend?-rugby chicks are mullets and hairy legs and beer guzzlers. It's a fun sport though. I got so good the coach would make me practice with guys. Half wanted to tackle me, the others wanted to grill me. Watch out, I could tackle a 200-pound guy!

2NR: Down, girl. How bout just getting rough with a 185-pound guy with a microphone? What do you see yourself doing with your newly acquired title?K: Instead of being the model I'd like to be the one throwing the show. I'd like to go back to school but I've been really fortunate for my jobs. I have an incredible resume. I could get any job that I want short of requiring brain surgery.

2NR: It's easier to hire a pretty girl.K: That's true. I can't say that that hasn't happened to me. I can just smile and bullshit my way through the interview. I'm a wonderful bullshitter. I told you, I got away with a lot when I was younger. I would want to be a florist and own a flower shop. Since I love clothes-I buy them and change them in my own way-I'd want to make clothes. I don't know. There are so many things I'd like to do. My main focus, however, is my son, so my one ultimate goal in the next five years is to own my own home with a basketball court and a couple of dogs for my son. But for now I'll always have my hands full with things I want to do.

2NR: Do you have anything to say to your supporters and your future fans?K: Is this video going on the website?

2NR: Yeah.

She starts to lift up her shirt.

2NR: Whoa! Wait a second! I'm on the wrong side of the camera.K: Well you said I was a flasher!

2NR: Not so fast. Let's get to that after the rugby training.

She thinks she can play me. I got game. I got so much game I gave her MY number. Yeah. She says she has to leave for home soon and that I should just go and type my interview. She's so thoughtful. Oh-kayy. Bye-bye.