2NR: That's a surprise.K: I'd go and scoop everyone up and we'd be ROLLIN'! We felt soooo cool. At seventeen my girl and me had our first fake I.D.s so we'd be kicking it in bars.
2NR: Is that "right"? K: Oh yeah. No It's not right to do that stuff though. No, definitely not right. The I.D.s were not right at all... because I got a few confiscated!
2NR: What's your favorite car? I mean besides the one we're shooting today.K: A Maybach Benz. It's so huge a car that I'd need a driver. Get me Aston Kutcher!
2NR: Have you ever used your looks to get out of a ticket?K: I've got the worst driving record in the whole entire world.
2NR: Well you started in the ninth grade.K: I got my first ticket three days after I got my license.
2NR: Oh, where's my tissue? Tear.K: I once paid $2500 to get my license reinstated. But that was because-
2NR: Here's the excuse. Go ahead.K: I know. I have an excuse for everything. Every time I go to court the judge just laughs in amazement.
2NR: I guess you do make others laugh. Did he give you a personalized seat in the courtroom?K: I think I'm a sponsor to the entire city. I think the only reason I have a license is because I pay the city so much money. Now that I think of it, I think that he should buy me a bench. I'm helping to build the new freeway.
More interruptions happen. Jason, our editor, decides he needs a break from lounging on the couch in the studio for a smoke outside. He barges through the door, nearly knocking over the camera equipment. He pauses then lights up and proceeds to pass us with a smile you'd normally see on helmeted kids getting on the bus at the local elementary school.
2NR: Let's talk about what turns you on. You say you're very sexual.K: Yes. Sexual, but I'm also sensual.
2NR: OK, yeah. Very sensual. But let's talk about sexual.K: OK, heeeyyy! Holla!
At this point our limey editor tries to interrupt with a diss but no one can understand because he doesn't speak English too well. We move on.
2NR: What is it about a man, sexually, that you like?K: Sexually. Um. I just like a man that knows what he's doing. A man that can just take control but is willing to be taken control of! You know what I mean.
2NR: I've got some ideas. Tell me how you would want a man to romance you.K: Can I speak from a personal story?
2NR: Tell me a story.K: I've completely fallen in love with this guy.
2NR: I don't like this story already.K: He's so different from the typical guy I've been with.
2NR: Well what's your typical guy?K: My typical guy is just...FINE! I don't have a specific racial preference. You just have to be fine. But fine to me is not just gorgeous looks. It's the whole package. Style is everything. It's about the way he presents himself. I can't stand the guy with the ego, the cool guy that walks like this and thinks he's the shit. A guy that IS the shit doesn't have to act like it. He's also got to have a sense of humor and just be real. If you're real you're somebody who doesn't have to lie or have to play the game to have game. Do you wanna know my philosophy on game?
2NR: I'm not stopping you because I'm really interested.K: You should be! My philosophy is this: I'm not a player but I have a tremendous abundance of game. I don't have to lie, play or sneak to get guys to stay. When I'm single I date and I'll have different guys. I don't play the oh-yeah-baby-you're-the-one roll. I'm straight up. They all know I'm seeing other people. They don't know who each of them are, but they know. If anyone calls, I'm not hesitant to let him know where I'm going, what I'm doing...
2NR: I guess you'd have to find a guy that's accepting of the open relationship.K: Exactly. It's a trust thing. I've only known one or two guys that have been that way with me. My intuition, which is another Scorpio trait, is off the hook. I've had crazy intuition my whole life. I've been right on a lot of things.
2NR: Maybe you just think you're right.K: No. When I'm wrong I can admit it.