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Sony HDV Camcorder HDR-FX1If you are going to film hours of footage of your hommie missing the same handrail over and over again, you'd better have a decent camera in case he actually sticks one. Then it is simply a matter of editing it to your favorite punk song and sending it off to Element Skateboards, where it will sit in a huge pile next to a thousand tapes of other kids landing the same trick on the same handrail. Sony's new HDV Camcorder will at least make one of you look like a professional.
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English Humor (AliG First Season, The Office 1st & 2nd Seasons)In the '60s or something, England owned America. Luckily we bought it back from them for some glass beads and a bag of weed-or maybe it was corn. To keep their spirits up and help them forget about how they got stuck on a tiny island, they have developed a pretty good sense of humor about things.