Nokia 3205Nokia once again throws a phone into the laps of the MTV generation. But that term is kind of stupid because it means you're the type of a-hole who will sit there all Saturday watching "Road Rules" and commercials for "Pimp My Ride!" Remember when that term used to mean you were into inline skating and skydiving? Now it just means you're an idiot. Regardless, the Nokia 3205 has an infrared port, intergraded VGA camera and enough disco designs to make you stand out, even if you never leave the house.
Apple Wireless MouseOnce again I am hyping Bluetooth technology, but I stand strong that it's the best thing since the voice recording that told you your door was ajar in the '80s. Apple's answer to: "the goddamn cord is in the way all the time while I look at Internet porn," is the wireless mouse. Featuring a 33-foot range that won't degrade because of your wireless network, it'll almost make you forget there isn't a right-click button or scroll wheel.
Dell W4200HD Plasma TVThe new Dell Plasma comes with a 42-inch screen at 1024x768 resolution and has a PC input so you can watch TV and browse the Internet at the same time. The best thing is the price. It's relatively inexpensive compared to other plasmas, which sounds like we are hyping it up because it is cheap, but really we are just telling you, you can save about a grand-if you don't care about that, we have about 20 unpaid tickets around the office you can help us pay.
Nike WatchesSo you guys were all rocking the yellow bracelet for Lance, now why don't you cop the watch as well? Nike uses some leftover technology from the last Jordans to make some dope watches and build a rocket ship.
JVC GRDX307 MiniDV Digital CamcorderThere's nothing like going to someone's house and watching home movies, getting motion sickness and loosing your lunch in their backyard. Once I went to my friend's house and we watched footage of him playing a first-person shooter while running on a treadmill. Thankfully the new JVC has image stabilizer to go with that 10X zoom lens.
IPod Photo 60GBEveryone knows one guy who no matter what happens lands on his feet. Apple is that one guy who stayed home the night everyone went to jail for stealing beer from a 7-Eleven, didn't get food poisoning from the Las Vegas buffet and even though he had sex with the same chick everyone else did, didn't get crabs. Apple is the guy you wish you could hate, but then he shows you the new iPod with image-viewing capability.
MPC ClientPro 414 All-in-OneI was reading Cnet's review of the MPC 414 and the writer said it was for "apartment dwellers," which I think refers to the fact that the computer doesn't take up half your joint because you need a 6-foot desk for your work area.
Sony PSPThe PSP is for everyone who has wished their PS2 was just a little smaller and they could use it on the go. Sony comes through with the goods plus the ability to watch movies, listen to MP3s and have Lindsay Lohan on its jock.
Tiger Telematics GizmondoAlthough this personal gaming system might have the stupidest name ever, it's actually technically quite impressive. With a Windows CE operating system running a 400Mhz processor, it has features such as an MP3 player, camera, video player, onboard Bluetooth and GSM/GPRS capabilities. Grab your Gizmondo and quickly quiet the laughter when your boys ask you what you're playing with.
RobosapienRobosapien comes pre-programmed with 64 movements that can do just about anything, which naturally leads to the question: "Do they make a female version?" This might not be a popular comment with our female readers out there, but we're serious. If I started to date Robosapien would that make me Robosexual? That's cool with me, but not the state of Utah.
Rim BlackBerry 7750Half of my time at 2NR is spent answering stupid-ass e-mails. If I had the new BlackBerry, not only would I be able to IM, store contacts and browse the Web, I would also be able to sit in a bar all day drinking and nobody would know because I would be able to answer every stupid question, like: "Why is the magazine late, and why do you always seem drunk?" Suckers!