Kodak's newest offering features High ISO mode to capture better images in dimly lit bars, 5x optical zoom to snap pictures of girls outside of their slap range and, of course, image stabilization to document the inevitable hasty retreat.
Xbox Elite ConsoleThis is either for people that are into video games on an unhealthy level or so shallow that they purchase electronic components based on color schemes. I'm more in the latter category, but with a more ghetto flare because I painted the baseplate and controller black to match the rest of my entertainment system. I'm actually going to move on to this new console because when I painted the first one, all I had was matte black Krylon and now it has Flamin' Hot Fritos fingerprints all over it.
Motorola maxx VeEvery month, I'm delighted to get the chance to look at what baffling new phone Motorola is releasing. Saying "this one does more than our last phone and three times as much as any other company" can summarize the spec sheet on this phone.
Creative Aurvana DJ HeadphonesShut up. Shut up. Would you f*cking shut up! Could the people at Creative send me a pair of headphones right now?! My DSL got turned off again at home and I'm trying to type this column at Starbucks with people rambling on and on about stupid shit and it's breaking my focus and pissing me off.
Griffin AmplifiThe iPod accessory market right now is like trying to find a Bape hoodie at the swap meet. Sure everyone has them, but hardly any are what they promise to be. My advice is to just go with the brands you know like Griffin, which has been marking stuff since the days when you carried a pager and wouldn't be caught dead wearing Vans.
Leica M8While I'm asking for free stuff, I'm still waiting on this camera from Leica. Sure it's really expensive, but I figure it's taking up 1/5th of this page, which is about $1000 on the ad rate scale, so if I feature this thing for the rest of the year then we should be even. Let me know if that works for you, contact me at howtogetfired@importtuner.com
Mobiblu Boxon Digital Multimedia PlayerUm OK... where to start with this one. First off it's an mp3 player and also a video player, FM Tuner/recorder and I'm pretty sure it'll make a mean plate of nachos. The interesting thing is that this gizmo has VoIP Phone function enabled, allowing you to use it as a headset for SKYPE as soon as you plug it into your computer.
Panasonic SDR-S10I'm a slob and a mess, I buy expensive cell phones and leave them in strip clubs, fancy computers and wreck them downloading porn, costly mp3 players and break them running from security guards when I get caught shoplifting at the mall. Luckily, Panasonic still loves me and releases a new camcorder that trades movable parts for durability resulting in the SDR-S10 that is both water and shock resistant.