Motorola MOTO Q 9mApparently this phone will help you "unleash your inner rock star." Mmmh, OK. The phone is rad, but what if my "inner rock star" is actually a band I don't like? What if I accidentally unleash Maroon 5? I think I'd prefer to keep that hidden next to the part of me that thinks Justin Timberlake is actually bringing sexy back.
Apple ImacHere is your monthly "What's New At My Favorite Company" report. There is a new iMac in stores now, it's hella-stylish, super powerful and could possibly be the perfect computer for your apartment, dorm room or I'm On Steve Jobs' Jock shrine.
Vaio TZ NotebookThe new Vaio TZ notebooks are not only super portable, but they are packing an Intel Core 2 Processor; 11-inch screen, wireless capabilities and a built-in camera. Best thing is they come in what Vaio calls "stately" colors, like '92 Camry Gold Trim, Classically Typical Black, Box Wine Bordeaux and Premium Dated Carbon-Fiber Hood.
Sony DSC-H3 CameraI sit in a cubicle all day and basically watch YouTube videos, IM soft-core porn to my friends and look at celebrity gossip websites. I've started to notice that it doesn't take much to be paparazzi. Apparently all you need is a dedication to chase celebs at high speeds in cars (check), an interest in wardrobe malfunctions (check) and a decent camera with a zoom lens (shit!). The new H3 camera from Sony has a 10x zoom, so you can get really close-up shots of child stars going to jail and pop stars having breakdowns.
Numark iDJ2There is a lot of stuff I just don't understand. Honestly, I went to college, but things like how to figure out the tip at a restaurant, where Persians are from, politics, and why you can't smoke in a public bathroom if it stinks anyway still elude me. Numark adds another to my list with their iDJ2, which can mix two tracks off the same iPod.
Fuji FinePix Z10fdThis is a publishing trick. You're not going to buy this camera because it's a horrible color, but it made you look and read this caption. Like when you see a red car on the cover of a magazine, it looks good on the newsstand, but nobody really drives red cars because you look like you're either on coke or having a midlife crisis. The Z10fd is a great camera and comes in black, which is what you'll end up buying, but for shock value we're using the nasty-ass disco orange image.
Tivo HDI fought the TiVo thing for a long ass time. I'm not smoking weed anymore so I'm too anxious to sit there all night in front of the television, so the thought of recording more shows that I'd never watch didn't really make sense. Then I finally bought one, my life actually improved. I can watch twice as much crap in half the time. Three hours on Saturday morning and I'm up on a weeks worth of Cops, America's Most Wanted and World's Most Insane Psycho Extreme Car Chases.