Leica Digilux 1 3.9MP Digital Camera w/3x Optical Zoom
Why do most digital cameras look like they are constructed in the same factory that makes Gundam models? Leica cameras look classy and are extremely well constructed, almost 4 megapixel resolution, 3x optical zoom, and have a USB adapter. Sometimes the extra dollars for the overall look is worth it. Like prostitutes.
Game Boy AdvanceSP- Flame
I have a major case of hyper-activity. When I was a kid my kind parents and their insurance company's doctor thought it was a good idea for me to eat a shitload of Prozac to calm me down. Now that I am without insurance, I just twitch. I am the guy bugging out behind you at the grocery store, grinding his teeth in the bank line and getting kicked out of a club before I even get close to the door. GBA-SP keeps me from freaking out in long lines, DMVs and rush-hour traffic.
Garmin Talking StreetPilot 2610 Vehicle GPS Receiver
I actually worked as a pizza delivery guy for a month, before getting fired for never getting the goods to the right location before the shit got cold. If I'd had a Garmin StreetPilot I would have been able to get the job done more efficiently. Huge LCD screen, audible and visual navigation instructions and warnings.
Sony Clie Peg-Ux50 Handheld
Everyone says you shouldn't get a girl's name tattooed on your body, but that is bullshit. A chick isn't going to know that you are really into her unless you do. It's just like all good chicks like guys that are tough like Dennis Rodman. The Sony Clie is perfect for guys that like to juggle a lot of girls and get a lot of tattoos.
Fucking Weird Movies
Independent film is cool, but only if you have the stomach for it. With subjects from disturbing to downright profane, you'll be in for a treat with any of these titles.
Sony Ericsson T610 Phone (T-Mobile)
Sony rules! The T610 has a tight screen with 65k+ colors, supports Java and Mophun platforms, Bluetooth and synchronizes with all your other gear. And now that you can take your number with you, I suggest getting a crap offshore service provider to cancel out all this technology.
View Sonic V36 Pocket PC
The V36 comes bundled with Microsoft Reader, which lets you read books on the crisp little 3.5-inch color LCD screen. I like to keep books like Catcher in the Rye and The Importance of Being Earnest on mine so people know that I graduated from high school.
Motorola MPx200 Smartphone - Next Generation (AT&T)
My mom doesn't have a cell phone, which bugs me because she is always driving around at her job, the Salvation Army. I am going to buy her a phone so I can call her and tell her to bring me home a Herb Albert record or a putter for my golf game... maybe a shirt.
Samsung MCDHM200 MP3/CD Player
MP3/CDs are cool. When I go to the gym to hit on women, I notice that a lot of them pretend to be impervious to my natural gift of gab and turn up the volume of their CD players. That is why I always carry a mixed CD of all my favorite joints to give the honeydips, so they can know that I am the right one for them. I'll punch any guy that they talk to.
Creative Labs 128 MB NOMAD IIc MP3 PlayerCreative Labs NOMAD Jukebox Zen Xtra 40 GB MP3 Player
MP3 players are really the greatest invention ever. I now listen to music when I go to the mall to shoplift, at school while I cheat on exams and while I boost cars in the hard areas of thugged-out cities like Irvine and Chino Hills.
Sharp LC-13B2UA 13" AQUOS LCD Flat-Panel TV (Silver)
I always get kinda creeped out when I see a huge television in someone's bedroom. It basically says, "I like to watch porn. Look at my big screen" or, "Look at me. I don't shower on the weekends because I lie all day in my own filth watching football games." This little baby is only 13 inches and fits perfectly in the bedroom, which says, "I wake-up early and get the financial report from CNN and then watch porn."
Sony VAIO PCG-TR2A Notebook PC
Sony makes products for people that are on the go. That sounds so fucking stupid, like I copied it off their press release, but they really make a solid laptop that isn't like carrying around a desktop computer with a handle. With all the innovations that make for a cutting edge laptop, Sony once again doesn't disappoint.