Fossil Wrist Net Smart Watch for MSN Direct Round Face and Dick TracyFinally, I've found a watch that is worth dumping my Casio with the calculator and mood indicator for. The new Fossil watches can receive emails through MSN Direct. Now I will be able to get annoying jokes from fools that I work with without having to actually come to the office and deal with them. I don't know who Dick Tracy is, but I like the name.
Initial IDM-1731 Portable DVD Player with 7-in LCDPanasonic DVD-LS5 Portable DVD Player Sony DVP-FX700 Portable DVD Player with 7-in lCDI have a problem with portable DVD players. It actually stems from my obsession with pornography (Asian school girls, to be specific). Now with fully-charged batteries I can enjoy Dirty Bangkok 9 at dinner with my parents or while I study at the library.
irock! 400FM Wireless Music AdapterThis adaptor lets you listen to music on your MP3 player in your car without having to miss a beat. It works through the FM stereo receiver and is guaranteed not to make you sterile or cause hair loss.
Nike Sport 128MB MP3 PlayerNike ACT200 Sport mp3 player PSA 6Gyms suck. If you have to go to the gym, it's better that you don't talk to the other people there. The girls are going to think you are some messed up stalker that is going to follow them home and write your name in salt on their front lawn. Most of the guys there are gay, but they just don't know it yet and will punch you because they need a hug. It's much better if you can just tune people out until your membership is up and you don't have to pay the fine for canceling early.
Archos AVCam 300 Digital Still Camera and Video Camcorder ModuleOnce again ImportTuner gives you another way to get to know people. This offering from Archos takes MPG4 videos, perfect for recording your neighbor's wife showering, sunbathing or calling the police because you're outside her window again.
Krups Aroma Control 10-Cup Coffeemaker with Thermal CarafeCoffee shops suck. There is always a banging girl behind the counter that won't give you the time of day no matter how much game you throw at her. So after going twice a day for a year, tattooing her name on your neck and developing a two-hundred-dollar-a-month caffeine habit, you find out she's a lesbian and thinks you're a really "nice" guy. Save yourself the time and money and get a coffeemaker for the house, it'll be easier in the end.
Samsung YP-55V 256MB Digital Audio Player with FM TunerWhy are there only six songs on the goddamn radio these days? Why do hip hop stations give Ja Rule so much airplay? Why does the ratio of commercials to tracks seem like ten to one? Why even ask? If the radio is bugging while you are listening on the Samsung Audio Player, just switch it to the MP3 player.