Sharp Zaurus SL-5600 PDAThe other day I had that horrible feeling like I was supposed to be somewhere, doing something. Like I had forgotten my Mom's birthday, missed a court date, or owed the bookie for some bad Superbowl bets. Turns out it wasn't anything; I just had to pick up my girl from work. She took the bus and I, once again, vowed to purchase a PDA to keep on schedule.
Gundam Level 3 Model KitI am hyperactive and obsessive compulsive, which leads to a huge non-healing wound on my arm where I am constantly trying to remove the spiders that crawl under my skin and tell me to dress in a bunny suit. Level 3 Gundams are just hard enough to keep me from operating on myself with rusty tweezers and a steak knife, but easy enough to keep me from pulling my hair out and eating it.
The good films of Bill MurrayBill Murray is a damn good actor, not because he was in a bunch of silly movies in the eighties, or gets confused with Dan Akroyd in the minds of most, but because he has actually done some really good films. I'll make an exception to the rule in the case of Ghostbusters-that was a great movie-but for completely different reasons. Sigourney Weaver is hot.
Simpsons ToysThere are few shows on television that are worth a crap. And not to mention those that are on for a long time. Look at what a piece Friends has become. The Simpsons is a pure stroke of genius, like sneaking a bottle of peppermint schnapps into a club. No show has actually gotten funnier the longer it lasts, well maybe except American Idol or HBO's Real Sex.
Akai Mpc1000 Sampling Music Production StationI am a DJ. Not because I actually make money, but because I wear a t-shirt from the mall with a pair of turntables on them and regularly use the word "word." When I'm at the club, I make hand gestures like a middle age man with a pony tale plays air-guitar at an Aerosmith concert. With my next paycheck I am going to buy a throwback jersey and some ice'd out jewelry.
Mr. Heater Portable Buddy Propane HeaterI know those of you in the other parts of the country -parts that actually have weather-really hate it when those of us in California talk about cold weather. But the deal is that we just don't know how to deal when the temperature goes below 60 degrees. Every year a couple of people die out here because they try to heat their apartments with barbeques. That's why I am just letting the people know that there are things like space heaters.
Leatherman XE6 Juice, Storm GrayThere are certain items that you should own. One being a Leatherman, the others are a can opener, toilet plunger, matches, vice grips, pack of AA batteries, aspirin, two bottles of beer, a decent bottle of wine, a Sade album, spare car keys, your ex-girlfriend's phone number and a trusty handgun.
Archos Gmini 220 MP3 Jukebox/Recorder/Photo Wallet-Viewer with Compact Flash ReaderThis little baby is an all-in-one showoff projector. You can record sound, play music and let others enjoy your entire Friday date. Your homies will love the high quality sound and corresponding slideshow of you striking out with the ladies, drinking too much and spending the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Way to go, you schmuck.