Skate Videos (Chocolate Tour, Looking Ahead, This Is Skateboarding)
You can only watch so much porn. Most physicians would agree that more than twelve hours a day could adversely affect your health. So after you have reached your daily allotment, maybe switch the pace and watch some skate videos. The medical staff that consults for 2NR advises that you practice the one-hour-on, one-hour-off method.
Technics SL-DZ1200 Table Top Digital CD/MP3 Player
The battle rages on on the digital-versus-vinyl topic, but for some reason I feel better knowing that Technics has a tabletop digital CD/MP3 player. I felt the same way when Honda made electric cars, like somehow there was more credibility that a major automotive manufacturer cared about the economy, instead of dirty long-hairs bumming money in front of liquor stores.
G-Pak GameCube Organizer and Travel Case
If you hate having to put all your gaming gear in a duffle bag every Friday night to go over to Brian's house for an all-night halo session because the condensation from the six-pack of Mountain Dew gets all over your Gamecube that is crushing your Macho Nachos, then the G-Pak is for you.
Philips 20DV693R 20-in Real Flat TV/DVD
I seem to get robbed every couple of years. Maybe I should lock my doors, maybe I should move into a better neighborhood, maybe I should stop asking random vagrants to help me move huge boxes from Philips into my house. Until the next home invasion, I will be enjoying this TV/DVD combo on my couch made out of twenty-dollar bills.
Sharp VLZ3U MiniDV Camcorder
2NR's tip of the month is to not record yourself committing a major crime. It is only a matter of time before someone's do-good mom finds the tape and turns you in. No amount of lying will get you out of trouble if you're on screen laughing while you break the law. This also applies to taping yourself having sex with your boy's girlfriend or touching yourself in a "personal" way.
Baker Piss Drunks Leather Wristband
Although it is not proven, dressing like a rock star means you are a rock star. The prime example is that guy from Creed; he used to work at Wal-Mart, spend his free time watching pro wrestling, ordering pizza and trying to meet fat girls in chat rooms. After a twenty-dollar investment in a cool wristband, tight t-shirt and dirty jeans, he is rich and gets tons of girls. Nobody remembers that he is an ugly mug and his music is horrible.
Sony KE-42XS910 42" Wega Plasma TV
Big-ass television sets are a true measure of a man. I don't care if you have a sixty-thousand dollar car in your garage, or your girl is banging, if you don't have a good television set you aren't sh*t. Although all is null and void when (even if you have a Sony Wega Plasma TV) your cable and electric is shut off.
Konica Minolta Dimage XG 3.2 Camera
After I get fired from this job, my next one is going to be a wedding photographer. There are few jobs outside of the mall that allows you to spend your time with hot chicks that are down more than at a wedding. Besides, it isn't like people stress on the photos of the wedding coming out well or anything. With this Konica Dimage you'll be able to get all the photos out of the way quick so you can start tapping out bridesmaids.