Apple G5 - Widgets

GarageBand Jam PackApple's GarageBand is cool, but so is the pre-made beats your Casio keyboard had-at least for the first day you had it. The Jam Pack is the extension that will actually allow you to make the coolest beats this side of ProTools. More loops and more beats makes the software complete.

Alienware AuroraEvery time you see someone that has built his or her own computer it looks like hell. Alienware lets you configure your machine to fit your needs and packs it in one of the coolest cases around. Win-win, bitch.

Philips MZ1000I like to record myself laughing while listening to "When Doves Cry" and play it backwards so it sounds like Prince is telling me to "Do it, do it." Wait, maybe that is backwards. Well either way, when it comes to listening to music around the apartment, it will sound better on the MZ1000.

Siemens A65In "Widgets" we always feature a lot of cell phones. It's not that we think they are so great or anything; it's just that we have some sort of guilt because we don't call our moms enough. Thanks for giving me life; sorry I get busy and forget to check in.

Philips iProntoI try to always plan ahead, and now that I am apparently becoming a fat bastard there has never been a greater need. When the weight finally makes me bed-ridden, I want to still be able to watch all my favorite shows, movies and porn. Luckily Philips makes a universal remote for me, so I can change channels without having to get up and cause my knees to buckle from my own bulk.