Panasonic Lumix DMC-FZ20Now that there are no more photo labs, the CIA can't monitor what people are taking pictures of. So they have developed a secret program to comb the trash dumps to find discarded memory cards. Although it is costing the taxpayers millions, it is the key to keeping tabs on all the dirty photos you can take with your Lumix.
Sony Ericsson Bluetooth Car Handsfree HCB-300Bluetooth is our new favorite technology-computers, cell phones, cars, and shopping carts. It is a little known fact that Safeway has Bluetooth-enabled shopping carts; just program your phone to list all the things you need from the store, and when you start shopping it will contact the cart to go to the isles you need to get the stuff and print out any coupons that go with that item. Shit! That is a good idea.
TomTom GoIn Southern California it is almost a necessity to have a GPS in your car. Not that freeways are that complex, but they are 60 lanes wide and it takes at least three miles to merge from the fast lane to the exit. TomTom help you navigate, while you fight your way to the right.
LG8000 Cell phoneThe last cell phone I bought was online; the picture showed it to be small and sleek. When it arrived the box was the size of a Mini Cooper. Sure it was small, but it was two feet thick and looked like the one Don Johnson had on "Miami Vice." I can assure you that LG phones are sleek and stylish.
Delphi XM SKYFiThe XM system is actually pretty cool; the only draw back is it only plays songs by David Bowie. When I went online to see who that was, I found out it was some chick from the seventies who was also a model or something. I think "Fame" is a television show about a bunch of ballet dancers, who also work as welders and strip at night-but I could be wrong.