Color Me Happy
A buddy of mine just made the mistake of moving in with his girlfriend, and the problems have started. Today he showed up wearing a pink shirt; he said pink is this season's red. To make matters worse, he has color coordinated his entire wardrobe. This implies two things: One, his girlfriend must fold and put away his laundry, because I just pull my clothes off the floor, and two, things are supposed to match. Think of it in car terms. You'd never want a red hose joined to a purple one. That's why Street Beat Custom designed an entire line of colorful radiator and vacuum hoses. The hoses come in red, blue, yellow, silver, purple and black, so you'll never have to worry about your hoses not matching. The hoses are available in many lengths. The inside diameter ranges from 1/8 inch to 1-1/4 inch, so you can use them on either stock or high-performance vehicles. You won't have to worry about the hoses melting, because they've been tested in adverse temperatures up to 550F. They even outperform stock hoses. The hoses tip the scale at $59.95. Before you paint the town, head over to www.streetbeatcustom.com or call (800) 420-5060.
Let's Have A 5-Way
The pun on 5-way is obvious, but here are some non-obvious connections between multiple-party sex and Chassis Tech's 5-way digital sensor gauge: One, both horny girls and sensor settings should be easy to read; two, you should get feedback from all five at the same time; three, both are easy to mount on a dash or center console (okay, girls are easier to mount elsewhere in the car); and four, both should be thin and lightweight. Wow! The temperature gauge can measure each suspension corner as well as your tank at the same time, and it's readily available for any vehicle (I'm not sure the same can be said for girls). It has an indigo blue back light, and you can add optional custom-designed aluminum bezels to personalize your gauge. So head on over to www.chassistech.com to get yours or call (888) 761-1525.
Can You Baer It?
What would you do for Baer brake system for your Subbie? (You know, like the old Klondike commercials.) I'd glue all of my roommate's furniture to the ceiling, and then I'd tell him I was making room for our elephant; I'd ride a unicycle in chaps (with ass checks flapping in the breeze); I'd walk around the office with a bag of tomatoes and a sign that says: "Hit me with your best shot." I guess I'd do almost anything for these brakes. Baer introduces the Baer Claw for the Subaru WRX application. It's a direct bolt-on system that includes 13-inch directionally curved vane rotors, two-piston aluminum calipers with high metallic pads, Teflon-lined stainless-steel braided brake hoses, billet aluminum brackets and all fastening hardware. If that's not enough, upgrades include: cross-drilled, slotted, zinc-washed rotors; rear O.E. replacement rotors; polished or powder-coated calipers; and a variety of racing pads. Stop by www.baer.com or call (602) 233-1411 to pick up yours.