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Siemens Limited Edition SL65 ESCADAParis Hilton calls to me like a siren to a shipwreck. I have finally started to see all the hidden signs she's giving me in her photos. If you play her dirty video backwards she actually says my name twice, and we are also born in the same decade, which makes us a perfect pair. I don't even care if I was the only guy who saw House of Wax. I bought this Siemens Escada phone because I know she is into fashion just like me.

iPod SocksMmhh. iPod socks. Socks for your iPod. Now Apple is starting to test our compulsions to buy everything the company makes. We like the idea of protecting our MP3 players, but not so much with a pink sock. Also, I have about five socks that don't match anything else after I do my laundry every week. Can't I just use those? The messed-up part is we will probably go to the Apple store tomorrow to buy them and a red iPod featuring a band we don't even like.

Samsung SC-D353 MINI-DV Camcorder & DUOCAMSamsung makes amazing camcorders. But, we started to realize we couldn't even understand half of the specs on these products. This should come as no surprise to anyone who is technically knowledgeable about such things, as month after month we bullshit our way through another article. Maybe someday we'll take a community college course on writing, too. Or is it "to"? I am so going to get fired.

Dell Latitude X1The new Dell Latitude X1 is great for kids. Your nephew will be overjoyed to find the laptop is lightweight when he takes it home to finish your paper for biology class. The compact keyboard and high-quality screen will keep him feeling fit day and night until the job is done, and done right.

Shuttle XP17 LCD MonitorBig ups to my LAN party heads. We've got to hand it to the guys who say, "Screw the girls. I am going to sit around all weekend, smoke weed and play video games with my friends." While all you players out there might think that is wack, wait until your ass is married and you spend your Friday night watching romantic comedies about some beat chick and her feelings. Even if the gamers never find that perfect lady, at least they'll be able to sleep with prostitutes without the guilt married guys have. The Shuttle LCD is made for the smart ones.

Delphi XM Roady2Screw the radio. Aside from Mike Ill, it all sucks. FM radio has 10 decent songs that get ruined by repetition, and AM is for people who join militias to keep America free of immigrants. Delphi helps you walk the line between being numb and becoming a Klan member by making XM radio not only portable, but also cool looking.