Motorola PEBL V6
Every once in awhile a cell phone comes along that is a nice-looking piece of technology. Sure, we all like the Razr, but only because it's thin; the Nokia fashion phones are cool, but a little disco. Enter the PEBL V6, an understated case that houses all functions and features you'd expect from Motorola. The case has an unusually sturdy feel and an innovative dual-hinge mechanism that allows you to open and close the phone in a single motion
Netgear RangeMax Wireless Router
Ah, finally a router that doesn't look like hell. Netgear is doing its part to make sure the Apple kids aren't the only ones who can actually put their hardware on top of their desks, instead of hiding it under the table. With a double firewall and content blocker, your home network will be as good-looking as it is secure.
Motorola Razrwire
The new Razrwire has all the police action of Oakleys with the technology of Motorola. Finally, Bluetooth headphones and sunglasses in one! The Razrwire design is sleek and compact, yet talk times can last up to six hours. Stay wirelessly connected while shoplifting, during high-speed pursuits and while weightlifting-you name it. Razrwire keeps up with the most deviant lifestyles.
Fujifilm FinePix Z1
Compact and stylish cameras continue to be the trend. With that also comes the fact that every time I go out someone has a camera and takes a picture of me drunk and belligerent. It used to be fine when you'd see a huge camera being pulled out of a duffel bag because you knew you should try to puke more discretely. The FinePix Z1 will capture you in all your glory with 5.1 megapixels, 3x optical zoom and sensitive ISO settings for better low-light (low-life?) photography.
Motorola Q
Text messaging is the best way to keep in touch with your loved ones and let your parole officer know you're crossing state lines. Most phones with QWERTY keypads are thicker than the runaway's thighs you're skipping town with. The new Motorola Q is the "world's thinnest QWERTY" phone to help you text your ex-wife to tell her the alimony payments aren't going to be coming anymore because you're in love with Candi.
Amp'd Mobile and Kyocera Wireless Jet Multimedia Phone
Catching the wave of 3G content, Amp'd Mobile and Kyocera teamed up to offer the Jet phone. The handset features the sliding form factor, which Kyocera helped popularize, and Amp'd Mobile's user interface to easily navigate to wireless music, videos, entertainment and 3-D mobile gaming.
Panasonic Digital Wireless Headphones
When I was a kid I put a sunflower seed in my ear. Eventually I had to have it removed in the emergency room, and then my father beat me severely with a tire iron. Needless to say, a tiny little ear-bud headphone makes me break out in hives. The good people at Panasonic have helped me avoid more visits to the shrink because the company's wireless headphones are massive, stylish and wireless. Plus they sound amazing and won't get stuck in my ears.
Dell UltraSharp 2405FPW
I have a friend who, through a weird coincidence, has slept with the same girl I have, and although she has assured me I am far better endowed, I still feel sheepish when I go to his apartment. I'm convinced it's because he has Dell's 24-inch LCD (which delivers excellent image quality and a ton of features like wide-ranging video inputs, picture-in-picture and flash card slots) and not because I think in an odd way he gave me crabs.
MicroTrack 2496
The MicroTrack is a durable, mobile, high-fidelity 2-channel digital recorder that records WAV and MP3 files to CompactFlash or microdrives-perfect for everything from making your own podcast and mixtapes to elaborate ransom and murder-for-hire voice recordings. Perfect for audiophiles and stalkers alike!
Nokia 9300 Smartphone
The new Nokia 9300 is almost laughable in size, especially next to the "worlds thinnest QWERTY." The true genius of this phone is just as your friends start to open their mouths and accuse you of using "Miami Vice"-era technology, you can flip open the device to reveal a full keyboard, wide 65,536-color screen and features like MP3 player, MMS, e-mail, SMS and a full Symbian OS.
Sony Cyber-Shot DSC-T5
The new Sony DSC-T5 combines Carl Zeiss Vario-Tessar optics with a 5.1-megapixel resolution, 3x optical zoom lens, 2.5-inch Clear Photo LCD screen and 32 MB of internal memory for storage and increased battery life (compared to previous T-series models) that'll take up to 240 shots per charge