Motorola L6
Now that summer is over and I won't be drinking, blacking out and falling in pools with a cell in my pocket, I can focus on buying expensive phones again. Motorola rules, I'd only buy their products if they also sold cars, jeans, shoes and weed. Motorola's new L6 is at the top of my list with an integrated 4x zoom VGA digital camera, MPEG4 video and Bluetooth. Now if I can just remember to keep it out of the hot tub, I'll be set.
Sony Cyber-shot T7
So things are ever huge or small, gone are the days when something was mid-sized. My car can comfortably fit ten people and I still don't carpool. Sony keeps up with the small-sized technology, but makes some rather novel and mid-sized approach. Although their new T7 is about a 1/3-inch thick, the LCD screen is 2.5-inches wide so you can actually see what you have shot before you get it to your computer. 3x optical zoom and 5.1 megapixel resolution make it perfect for drinking shots of hommies.
Nokia N-Gage QD
The key to success is doing nothing but appearing that you are on top of things. The new Nokia N-Gage helps you waste massive amounts of time playing video games but still allows you to respond to the bosses' emails like you are hard at work. The new version improves on the original N-gage with more features and a redesigned ergonomic case so your hands won't hurt from playing Tiger Woods under your desk all day.
Hitachi Microdrive 3k8
I can always tell that I am getting old when I see new technology and are amazed at how small things are. The Microdrive 3K8 is the only 1-inch hard drive and will be available in 6 and 8-gigabyte sizes for smart phone and other types of consumer device makers. The hard drive maker says the 3K8 is nearly 20 percent smaller and consumes 40 percent less power than its predecessor. Now if I can just figure out to do with all these Zip Disks.
MobiBlu DAH-1500i
Technology is too often not kind to my obese fingers. The best gadgets have tiny buttons and my sausage digits struggle to dial phones, find music and use the ATM. Although the ladies love me because my feet are also massive-I'll never be able to use Mobiblu's amazing 1-inch cubed MP3 player with built-in FM radio and voice recorder. Instead, I'll be spending the $130 for the DAH-1500 on more Twinkies and Rapacious.
Sling Media Slingbox
As a freelance writer and mysophobic, I spend much of my life on the road inside a bacteria-free bubble. Having little contact with people and being afraid of groups of three or more, I rely heavily on television for all my social interaction. Luckily the Slingbox will send live or recorded TV programming directly to my laptop when I'm not at home.
Panasonic SDR-S100
Panasonic comes out of the blue with a massive step in technology by introducing the first camcorder to write MPEG2 video directly onto SD Memory Cards. Panasonic claims that this advancement will enable the SDR-S100 to be the "perfect take-anywhere camcorder for spontaneous shooting," although everyone knows that means, spend an hour setting it up in your room for the best angle to film your sexual exploits.
Nokia 6682
Keeping in constant communication with my lawyer is a priority these days. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan isn't as obsessed with me as I am with her and has filed certain legal documents, which keeps our love apart by 100 yards. Nokia's 6682, with amazing multimedia features like 1.3-megapixel camera, Bluetooth, video editing tools and an MP3 player has kept me entertained while I await word that she is dropping the case. I love you Lindsay, the police have my number if you need it.
Creative TravelSound 250
Here is a product that not only looks cool, but also is loud, and 2NR will always endorse that attitude. The Creative TravelSound 250 has a minimalist design packed with two 33mm NeoTitanium micro drives for good detail and midrange sound that pivot to angle the music towards you and out the window so you can piss off your neighbors.
Belkin TuneSync for iPod
All things that have helped simplify my life have made a mess of my desk and have caused me to constantly trip on wires. Luckily, Belkin has made an effort to make things simple again by integrating my iPod doc into a USB hub for a digital camera, jumpdrive, and media readers up to five ports at once.
Sony Network Walkman NW-E107
I love the new Sony NW-E107 about as much as I love the Whisper Song from the Yin Yang Twins. There is nothing cooler than walking around the mall, supermarket or getting a pedicure while singing "wait till you see my d!ck." With 1GB of storage, I can load the Network Walkman with 695 versions of the song so it plays all day long. shots per charge.