Gibson Robot Guitar
We can think of better uses for droid technology-wife, robot bartender-you've got to love this CPUequipped Les Paul axe, which self-tunes for pitch-perfect shredding. Altered tunings, string changes and intonation adjustments can now easily be accessed, saving you time, money and aggravation when switching from "sabotage" sweet Child O' Mine." the one thing it won't do: Boost hand-eye coordination. so if you want to really bag groupies like slash, hey...practice makes perfect!
gibson.com / $2,499
ASUS U6s
Our idea of a luxury laptop is one that stores reams of 'videos' and won't die mid-flight from Phoenix to denver. Road warriors may prefer this glossy, high-end model; it's shiny chocolate brown aesthetic and leather trappings give it instant sex appeal. intel Core duo processing, up to 250gB Hd space, fingerprint verification, NVidia geForce 8400M graphics, a built-in webcam, wireless networking capabilities and an eight-in-one card reader work equally well for impressing fellow passengers and screening smut films alike.
usa.asus.com / $1,799.99
Dash Navigation Express
GPS units are a godsend, except when they conveniently forget new roads exist, send you screeching into gridlock or feature maps last updated in 1776. thankfully, this internet-connected unit remedies these by downloading roadway info and traffic conditions time with the help of fellow systems; allowing you effectively dodge bumper-to-bumper or use Yahoo! To nearby hotspots on-command. support for inputting address info remotely via Outlook or web browsers is fun, angst-saving extra.
www.dash.net / $599.99
Creative Labs Aurvana X-FI Headphones
Illustrating that not all noise-canceling cans are created equal, this badass set delivers massive reduction in the amount of head-ringing clatter generated by the din of everyday life. (think 90 percent less of your significant other's screams or horns blaring.) You also get sharper performance where it counts; for example, film soundtracks and orchestral scores, as pseudo-surround sound features power up to nine hours of blissful relaxation or hard-charging riffs. they'll even work with your iPhone for added chuckles.
www.creative.com / $299.99
Razer Boomslang Collector's Ed.
One of the first ultra-responsive gaming mice for professional players (first released in 1999) makes a comeback with this new, limited-edition run of 10,000. Highlights include super-sensitive, 1,800dpi precision movement and aiming, sizable non-slip surfaces, five programmable buttons, ambidextrous design and a gold-plated UsB connector. All units ship with an embossed tin and numbered collectors card, so you can tell your grandkids, "see, dweeb number 5,707 was me!"
www.razerzone.com / $99.99
XCM I-Case
Zelda enthusiasts, octogenarians and gleeful parents the globe over already know the motion-sensing Nintendo wii is one kick-ass console. Now, it can also look the part, as this sick replacement case for the system introduces even more shine to a next-generation system that's already hogging the spotlight. sure, you could go with crystal blue or black variants, but we're recommending chrome all the way. Nothing says "sweet" or "damn, i've really got to get laid more often" quite so readily.
www.totalconsole.com / $39.99
Tannoy I30
Don't settle for the iPod's measly headphones; if you want to get the party started right (and quickly), try this digital sound processor-enhanced speaker system, that's simple black design belies some truly high-performance audio. incorporating custom inductive Coupling technology (ICT), the i30 drives to minimize distortion and boost overall vocal/instrumental fidelity; pair it with tracks of nearly any genre to enjoy a perceptible jump in quality. except, of course, Brooke Hogan's catalogue-after all, it's just a cool accessory, not a miracle-worker.
www.tannoydigital.com / $399.99
ANA-Digi Watch
Cleverly marrying fashion with technology, this funky timepiece, offered with a leather or polyurethane band, switches from a white to black face with a single press of a button. Available supporting displays run the gamut from analog to digital, with crisp coloring, ensuring all modes stand out to observers. Note: that goes double if you decide to purposefully decide to switch fronts and play with viewers' minds, or just walk up and tell haters middle finger-first how freakin' chic you really are.
www.phosphorwatches.com / $250
Iluvi1255
Behold a slim, snazzy iPod dock and DVD player that fits right on your desktop and handily outputs dope audio/video (assuming you have any taste) to your favorite tV. Compatible with virtually all models from IPOd touch to classic, browse files on the boob tube or enjoy DVD, VCD or audio/photo/MP3 Cds to your mediaaddled heart's content. extra plus: Choose films wisely and subtitle functions will teach you how to say, "where are the rabid, one-legged midgets?" in german.
www.i-luv.com / $149.99
Jaybird JB-100
Why drive when you can walk? Because these slick waterresistant and ergonomic Bluetooth stereo headphones, designed specifically for sports use despite their pint-sized form factor, make the journey all the sweeter with their five and a half hours of music and call time. switching from tunes to conversations proves a snap, as does finding excuses to get out of the house, when you've got these puppies handy. Unless, of course, like us, you're averse to overrated crap like fresh air and exercise...
www.jaybirdgear.com / $129.99